Chara Sako Decides to Take Revenge [Naruto]

A: Uchiha Sako calls herself Konoha's prettiest and sweetest-talking person. She can fight on the battlefield and cook in the kitchen, making her the perfect model of womanhood. And so, beautiful Sako secretly keeps up ambiguous relationships with Uzumaki-kun, Haruno-kun, and several others behind her boyfriend Menma-kun's back. At last, the truth comes out. Sako's teacher, Orochimaru, sells her out and runs away, leaving poor little Sako to be beaten half to death by Uzumaki Menma. Uchiha Sako decides to take revenge on Uzumaki Menma. B: Uchiha Itachi stares dumbfounded at the girl across from him, who looks almost exactly like his younger brother Sasuke. Her impassioned speech goes in one ear and out the other. "This is too much! So what if I was dating several people at once!" Sako fumes, then pulls out a bag of gold and decides to hire her big brother's Akatsuki to kill Orochimaru for letting the secret slip. Itachi, do you take this job or not? C: Naruto Uzumaki: Wow! I never hit you! QAQ D: Sako: Damn it! In the parallel world, Menma and the gender-swapped version of me are both gay as hell!