Oh my god! My first love from middle school showed up at my class's parent-teacher meeting!
...I'm still single, but that jerk already has a kid? And the kid's in my class? This can't be happening to me!
Aahhh, please, someone give me a plan! I'm online waiting, and it's urgent!
-Did you get over him?
-Haha, a long time ago.
-I haven't even said who I'm talking about.
My first love follows me day and night.