The World Is Begging for a Villain

As the greatest villain in the martial world, Dou Zhiye saw his life change completely overnight.

His killing blade suddenly became a life-saving blade.

Before, one slash took someone's head. Now, one slash cured even the most difficult illnesses.

Believe it or not, one chop from this blade will bring you back to full health.

I'll beat you up and cure whatever ails you.

The whole martial world is begging me to give them a slash.

As a villain, how am I supposed to wipe out those upright heroes? Do I have to kiss him?

Note:

1. This really is hilarious, everyone, trust me! The plot is basically about "I lost my memory and can only remember you," "There's no one as good as big brother," and the stuff in the blurb above.

2. I originally wanted to write a crossover, but I just couldn't make it work, so I'm writing an original story instead...

I'm sorry, everyone!

I can't continue this story. I'm sorry, everyone...

New story coming soon:

New story coming soon: Countdown to Being Cheated On

Jian Ming has been reborn.

He returns to life thirteen days before his death.

So he knows exactly what will happen thirteen days later: the person he once believed was the love of his life will cheat on him, and he'll catch them in the act. Then the drunken adulterer will shove him off the thirty-ninth floor, smashing him into a human-sized watermelon.

Now that he knows the basic plot, he has to plan a different way to catch them in the act.

He deserves revenge for being murdered, doesn't he?

Sima Ye had everything he could ever want in this life.

And yet, no matter what he did, he couldn't have the person he held dear.

That person loved someone else. They married, made a home, and lived happily ever after.

Sima Ye was alone, drowning himself in alcohol at a bar.

He couldn't remember what happened after that.

When he sobered up, he was in handcuffs, accused of murder.

And the victim

The victim was the person he had secretly loved for thirteen years.

Then he, too, was reborn.

"I'll never be able to repay him for what I owe him in this lifetime."

It's probably a tale of love and hate between "I love you, I love you so much, I'm going crazy and want to make it up to you and atone" and "Aha! You cunning murderer!" Hahaha