Life After Joining the Dao Is Utterly Uneventful

Q: I've transmigrated, but I have no spiritual roots. How am I supposed to survive? A: Knowledge is power. Jing Bai chose the path of science. So he began seeking guidance from the experts, traveling far and wide to experience the Dao. At first, he only wanted to find weaknesses he could exploit. He also wanted to see if there was a way to cultivate the Dao without spiritual roots, perhaps by entering the Dao through martial arts, and find a Dao he could comprehend. But somehow, he accidentally took a wrong turn. Others prove the Dao with their bodies. He became one with the Dao through his body. No, no, no! He has no interest in becoming Hongjun. If some so-called "protagonist" shows up, and that protagonist happens to be the type to defy heaven, they'll probably end up challenging the Heavenly Dao. He really wants to live another five hundred years. (Shivering.jpg) And so Jing Bai, merged with the very essence of the Dao, became a walking Dao: the person is the Dao, and the Dao is the person. From then on, the human world, the cultivation world, the soul realm, and the boundary realm all gained an "ordinary human" who couldn't fight. He seems utterly powerless, but if you so much as think of messing with him, the Nine-Nine Heavenly Thunder is waiting for you, dear! Free shipping, dear! There's nothing one bolt of heavenly lightning can't solve. And if that doesn't work, have a few more! Jing Bai: What a lovely day. People who tried to mess with the heavenly lightning: ...Blasted to smithereens. Want to steal the heavenly lightning? First, let's see if you can fit it all. Managed to hold a hundred bolts? Then try a thousand. Want to temper your body with heavenly lightning? Seems like you don't want to be human anymore. It'll strike you until you're half-elemental, your genes and meridians collapsing until your body can't bear the power. Since you love heavenly lightning so much, why not just become an elemental spirit? ★ This story, this idea, and this blurb were provided by an anonymous user on Lofter. ☆ QQ group number: 569474085, Tranquil Tea House. You're welcome to come pester me for updates anytime. ★ Of course, whether I update or not is up to me _(:з"∠)_