My Fish Was Assigned to Me by Force

On her 23rd birthday, Zhao Youyu, a single ragdoll cat, made a wish: to find a boyfriend, open a big seafood restaurant, have all the fish and shrimp she could eat, hold a handsome boyfriend in her arms, and become the winner of cat life! The next day, Zhao Youyu got a call from the Chinese Monster Matchmaking Office. The state had arranged a boyfriend for her! The single cat was moved to tears! And then... the beautiful boyfriend of her dreams was carried home in a stainless-steel washbasin, and one flick of his tail splashed water all over her face. "Which would suit you better, braised or steamed?" Zhao Youyu recited recipes to her merman boyfriend. "You're noisy." The perfectly proportioned merman stood up from the bathtub. Zhao Youyu was pinned against the wall by her fish, who silenced her with a kiss. Heavens above, a cat is about to be eaten by a fish! A devastatingly strong, refined, cold, and abstinent merman VS a money-loving, food-obsessed Chinese ragdoll cat [Coming Soon: When the Tormented Heroine Takes the Career Route [Quick Transmigration]] Jin Chenchen is the star employee of the heroine career division at the Quick Transmigration Bureau. She gets thrown into tormented-romance stories where the heroine is constantly having her heart, kidneys, or corneas cut out, gets her heart and body broken by the male lead, then leaves in despair to live far away (while pregnant), only to go through a sweet happy ending after he chases her back. Today, she's forcibly taken by a gloomy domineering CEO. Tomorrow, she's the stand-in lover of an aloof movie star. The day after, she's a caged bird kept by a disabled tycoon... Jin Chenchen: STOP! Do these stories really have to torment the heroine? So... Today, she acquires the CEO's company. Tomorrow, she rewrites the movie star's script. The day after... she donates a batch of prosthetic limbs to people with disabilities. You use your money and power to force someone into love? Then you'll be out of a job. You use your fame and popularity to play off a red rose against a white one? Then you'll be washed up. You use your psychological issues to skate the line with racy content? Then you'll be impotent! With the heroine's halo in hand, why waste it on men? Become a CEO even more domineering than a domineering CEO, a star even brighter than a celebrity, a big shot even bigger than a big shot! Contract lover of an aloof movie star -> Oscar-winning director: Sorry, I'm replacing my regular leading actor. Golden canary kept by a wealthy family -> Creator of a business empire: Sorry, I'm the wealthy family. Obedient girlfriend of an abstinent professor -> F1 champion: Oh, extracurricular practice earns extra credit? Is a world championship enough? Redemptive moonlight of a school delinquent -> Elite female sniper: My beloved is this country. Caged bird of a disabled tycoon -> Chief criminal investigation expert: You'd better not lie to me. Ex-wife of a playboy soccer star -> From world-famous supermodel to top coach: I only need three years. Theme: