[Transformers] Children Are a Debt

Wei Zifeng was a fanfic writer who'd been introduced to the Transformers fandom by her best friend. But when your fanfics are too good, sooner or later the original company notices. They asked her to fill out a questionnaire, saying there was a mysterious gift on the way. However...

"It's all fake!" Wei Zifeng cried.

"Mia, your Movie Rescue Bot and my TFP Ratchet are fighting, and my study's been wrecked!"

"Zifeng, why is your Barricade hitting on my Bumblebee?"

"Zifeng, I'm begging you. For old times' sake, since I was the one who got you into this fandom, make your Optimus and Megatron stop showing off their love! They're the only OPM pair within a kilometer, and they're blinding all the other owners!"

"Salty Fish, you know what?"

"What?"

"I've still got a mirrored OPM pair at home that I've never let out."

Wei Zifeng, who had gone from a girl in her prime to cleaning up after her troublesome kids, flipped the table. "Children are a lifelong debt!"

Important notes:

1. Humanized characters, humanized characters, humanized characters. If that's not your thing, proceed with caution.

2. The doll-raising trope came from a conversation between me and my best friend at a roadside café.

3. Mainly the original versions and mirror versions of OPM, with Ironhide/Ratchet, Barricade/Bumblebee, and other pairings appearing as inspiration strikes.