Not the Immortal Realm You Think It Is

Coming next: Surviving in the Apocalypse. Please add it to your collection, mwah~ Blurb: The System said, "Ming Qi! Let's save the world!" Ming Qi made a face. "You clearly said all I had to do was stay alive. Why do I have to save the world too? I don't want to, I don't want to, boohoo..." Ming Qi somehow transmigrated into an apocalypse novel and got a mostly useless System. All he wanted was to stock up on supplies and find somewhere to live in peace. But the awful System kept getting him into trouble. "Ming Qi, there's a beautiful young woman over there who needs your help." "No." So it withheld his food. With his supplies depleted, Ming Qi gave in. "Fine, I'll help." "Ming Qi, accept this mission and let's go kill zombies and protect the planet!" "No." The System immediately turned into a clingy little pest. Worn out from being pestered, Ming Qi caved. "Fine, I'll go. I'll go, okay..." A little trouble here and there is fine, but what's with making me save the world? System, get out here so I can beat you to death! Fantasy romance, coming soon: Switched Bodies with a Billionaire Heartthrob Blurb: What does it feel like to wake up as a man? Song Mian: I never thought I'd get to pee standing up one day... At the foot of Green Mountain, Song Mian found a jade pendant that looked valuable. She took it home and carefully placed it by her pillow. When she woke up, she had turned into a man. Looking at herself in the mirror, she couldn't help thinking how handsome she was. She was just about ready to accept being a man when the pendant around her neck spoke. In a voice she knew all too well, the person on the other end said, "Hello, I'm Lu Qingshi... I think we've switched bodies." Lu Qingshi, H City's most eligible bachelor, is the dream man of countless young women. So many wealthy socialites have tried desperately to marry him. Then one afternoon, paparazzi staking out the entrance to Richview Gardens caught a long-haired young woman opening the door to Lu Qingshi's home. Song Mian: It wasn't me, I didn't do it, don't make things up! This novel's blurb: Before being reborn, Shan Zhou diligently cultivated, but never managed to draw spiritual energy into her body, not even before she died. After being reborn, Shan Zhou gave up. Why bother cultivating? She couldn't even manage to draw spiritual energy into her body in the end. She might as well enjoy life and live to a hundred. But then Shan Zhou realized her life was taking a different path. In her previous life, no matter what she tried, she couldn't draw spiritual energy into her body. Now, all it took was sitting down to meditate, and her cultivation soared. All kinds of rare treasures came knocking at her door. Faced with such incredible luck, all Shan Zhou could do was stay true to herself, cultivate hard, and make ascending to immortality her ultimate goal. Fantasy novel, coming soon: After Failing to Ascend, I Just Want to Farm Blurb: Cultivation Gazette: Now that you have failed to ascend, how do you plan to cultivate from here on? Ji Xian: I'm done cultivating. I'm going to farm. One year later. Cultivation Gazette: Didn't you say you were going to farm? How come your cultivation has advanced so quickly? Ji Xian, now at Foundation Establishment: Oh, maybe my spiritual fields have too much spiritual energy. I really am farming. Everyone in the cultivation world: Liar! We don't believe you. A hundred years later. Cultivation Gazette: V-Venerable Ji, how have you managed to advance so quickly while farming? Could you share your secret with us...? Ji Xian fell silent for a moment, then said, as everyone looked on expectantly, "First, you need to fail to ascend..." Everyone in the cultivation world: !! "Then your spiritual sense needs to be cracked by heavenly lightning, and finally, an immortal seed has to happen to fly into the crack. That way, you'll have an immortal field of your own~" Just grow a little garden. Cultivation and all that is trivial. If you have time, you can even fall in love~ Theme: