I don’t know what’s been going on these past few months. It’s like I’ve had a jinx attached to me. Whatever stocks I buy take a dive, I’ve lost my wallet four times, the project I was in charge of got canceled, and my boss kicked me out without a second thought. I went to my friends looking for comfort, only to find that every last one of them had vanished. Worst of all, today the company took back the apartment and car they’d assigned me. So now I’m wandering the streets with my luggage, hoping to pick up a lover who’ll let me stay with them.
But... but why am I still wandering the streets at three in the morning?????????????????????
I haven’t planned this story out in much detail; I’m basically just making it up as I go. This is my first contemporary story, and I’m dedicating it to you all in my usual lighthearted, comedic style~~~!
Is anyone interested in reading it?
What follows!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How could this be?!