[Touken Ranbu] I Heard You Want to Backstab Me?

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[Revised Synopsis]

Though the spirit master has lived for a very long time, she still considers herself a lovely young woman.

She's become so awful, keeps failing her missions, and has been dumped in a corrupted citadel where she's forced to befriend those deranged sword spirits. Surely it's all the System's fault?

The System says this is the first time it's ever had such an exceptional Host.

Though the Host never goes west when told to go east, and when told to win someone's heart, she makes friends instead... why does every single target end up as her bosom friend?!

The furious System wipes away its tears. If it could start over, it would never choose a human as a target again!

What kind of special skill is that, anyway?!

Heroine: Why do I feel like I know these swords?! Aaah! System, did you set me up again? Help! (grabs its leg)

System: I don't know what to say, but let go already. I don't want to die...!! You made this mess yourself, so even if you cry, you'll have to get down on your knees and see it through!!!

[Original Synopsis]

You

won't give me tasty food

won't let me play with you

won't listen to me

won't show me any respect

So what the hell are you trying to do,

ambush me?!

*Everyone has a one-sided crush on the spirit master. It might get a little twisted and dark early on, and there are characters from other worlds!! But it won't affect your reading... probably.

*No pairings, and the ending is very open.

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