Lu Xiaofeng Fanfiction: Customer Support

"I was so foolish, truly," the client said, raising her dull eyes. "I only thought I should pick a woman who'd have a chance to get close to Lu Xiaofeng, so I opened the book and read a few pages. I had no idea Gu Long's story was such a trap. I saw Princess Danfeng and Lu Xiaofeng riding in the same carriage, with a chance for a nighttime raid, so I put Shangguan Danfeng on the application form. I didn't want to follow the plot, so I asked to transmigrate to the day before the two of them met. The application went through quickly, and they approved everything I requested. I filled out the form, had the examination, and transmigrated. When I arrived, I tried to call for help, but I couldn't speak. It felt like a mountain was pressing down on my whole body. I tried to lift my hand, but couldn't, and even breathing was hard. I panicked, wanting to know where I was. Before I could think to call for help, I was dead. I thought, 'Oh no, there must have been a bug.' Sure enough, after leaving my body, I wasn't in a room. I'd already been buried underground, and the dirt above me had been packed down tight..." She tried to continue, but only sobs came out; she couldn't form a complete sentence. Shiliu is a permanent customer-service agent for the Gu Long section of the Legend of Lu Xiaofeng set in the Wuxia division of the Transmigration Office. Her daily work involves rescuing clients who get themselves killed, sending off clients who get themselves killed, and handling complaints from clients who get themselves killed...