[Crossover] I'm a Personal Shopper, Pay Up

As a professional proxy shopper, Lihua declares that there's nothing I can't get for you! To expand my proxy-shopping business, here's a huge anniversary sale! King's Treasure, just like the Streetlight King uses, in stock and 20% off! The Dragon-Slaying Saber you get from the start has arrived! The commemorative edition of the King of Stomachs' iconic Cowlick Switch, with free shipping for only 666! Share this ad and get 36 likes in the xx circle, then visit our shop to claim a free serving of Fuyuki's famous specialty dish: Mapo Tofu! Exactly the same as the priest's! What are you waiting for? At last, one day, Lihua decided he couldn't go on like this. Sure, he was an honest proxy shopper. But those rebellious girls asking him to get them the King of Stomachs just like a certain Cowlick King, the chuuni king wanting a green best friend just like the Heaven's Chain, and a certain Southeast Asian lord who wished to remain anonymous asking for a little sun, with all these unreasonable requests, Lihua couldn't help thinking: Are you people trying to make things difficult for me, Fat Tiger?