Reborn: The Male God Becomes Asia's King of Jealousy

Notice: All animals mentioned in this story are domesticated and disinfected. Say no to wild game, starting with you and me. (Original title: After Being Reborn, I Became Everyone's Favorite)

Silly version of the blurb:

After being reborn, Si Yu becomes everyone's favorite, with four men pursuing her.

Her former sugar daddy, the substitute CEO:

"It's been three days since you dumped Miss Si."

"Is she heartbroken?"

"No. Her villa is five times bigger than yours, and she drives a limited-edition car you couldn't get your hands on."

"..."

The reborn star who is her unrequited love:

"Idol, can I flirt with you?"

"Sure."

"Idol, can I kiss you?"

"Sure."

Why is he so boring? This must be a fake idol.

The sugar daddy's rich playboy cousin:

"Did she accept the flowers I sent today?"

"No, young master."

"Will she accept my love tonight?"

"With all due respect, Miss Si rejected you for the eighteenth time yesterday. You might as well go to bed."

The sweet-puppy persona with a wolf's heart, a popular star:

"Sis, hurry up and keep me. You can do whatever you want with me."

"I don't want to do anything."

"But I want to do something to you, Sis. What should I do?"

"Get lost!"

Si Yu roars inwardly: Are you all hopeless romantics? Stop getting in the way of my career! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Possibly the serious version of the blurb:

After being reborn, Si Yu gets bound to a Everyone's Favorite System. If she doesn't complete her missions, she'll turn into a random pet. The System also lets her transform from a fish into a mermaid.

To avoid being taken away for research, Si Yu has no choice but to do her missions.

She succeeds at the first one, but fails the second.

After that, she fails every single mission to flirt with people. Her idol always shows up to ruin things, and then she turns into his ragdoll cat, call duck, lop-eared rabbit...

One day, her idol grabs her fish tail and pins her to the bed.

"Don't go flirting with anyone else."

She nods blankly, sensing that something is off.

Where did her cool, abstinent idol go? Whose jealousy has been unleashed? He's so sour.

Jing Xing's fans camp out in front of their TVs to watch the premiere of One Week as a Couple.

Their stern, abstinent idol is making his variety-show debut. They have to show their support.

Si Yu: Can I be on your team?

Fans: Rejection incoming +1

Rejection incoming +10086

Jing Xing: Sure.

Fans: ??? This is definitely scripted! This variety show sucks!

Later, they discover that this young lady is stunningly beautiful and a whiz at everyday tasks. People are lining up to steal her away.

Fans: We take it all back! Don't hold back, bro!

Jing Xing: I won't.

Fans: !!! Mom, it's really happening! What a heavenly romance!

1. Gorgeous, bold, wealthy flower of the entertainment world, a drama-loving young starlet X Reborn, abstinent, old-school, Asian Jealousy King idol actor

2. A love-triangle showdown is guaranteed, especially for fans of fluffy animals

3. The goal is to write a sweet romance and nothing else. If I go off track, please snap me back to reality.

4. Updates according to the rankings before the paid chapters, at 18:00. After that, 4,000 to 5,000 characters a day. I'll give notice if anything comes up.

5. I'm not a fan, and there are no real-life inspirations.

Please add my upcoming novel to your collection: Making a Fortune in the Interstellar Era with Metaphysics

Mo Siyan is the founding master of a culinary cultivation sect. After three hundred years in seclusion, she finally breaks through. Just as she's about to ascend, eighty-one bolts of tribulation lightning strike her to a crisp. When she opens her eyes, she's in an interstellar age without a trace of spiritual energy, and has become a food streamer with less than a hundred yuan in her pocket.

With no other way to make a living, she diligently livestreams herself cooking and works hard at cultivation.

People who win her food in giveaways discover that it can improve their mental strength.

Mo Siyan is delighted to discover that the big shots who come to her for help have their mental afflictions caused by unlucky ghosts possessing them. A single talisman can solve the problem of being unable to return to their original forms, and from then on she makes a fortune with ease.

A big shot tormented by mental afflictions: "She's mine. Nobody else gets her."

Mo Siyan: ??? Weren't we talking about treatment?

[Ancient woman in the future]

[Metaphysics + cuisine + fluffy animals]

[Female lead devoted to cultivation and making money X super-rich male lead with overwhelming possessiveness]

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