The Heroine's Human Shield

A few things to know before reading: 1. Long story, long story, long story! 2. Cheesy tropes, cheesy tropes, cheesy tropes! 3. Happy ending!

System 007: I want you to get to know her, care for her, protect her, and be willing to sacrifice your life to save her!

Jun Tingge had a foxtail grass stalk between his lips. He narrowed his eyes and sized up 007 for a while, then thought it over before asking, "And then?"

007 gave a wicked grin. "Then kill her!"

Jun Tingge spat the foxtail grass onto the ground and cursed, "Are you insane?!"

System 007: Come on, Junjun, get ready! Make it look cool, be quick, and do it all in one smooth motion. Ready, steady, one, two, three, go! Hurry up and take that arrow for the heroine!

System 007: Junjun, remember, when you jump off the cliff later, don't make your face look too twisted. Whether we pull this off depends on you!

System 007: Buddy, your face was way too stiff when you drank the poison for the heroine just now. Could you look a little more devoted? Maybe tears in your eyes, like you're holding back words?

Jun Tingge: Go eat shit!

Jun Tingge knew the plot and could save the unlucky heroine while keeping himself safe, but the System kept forcing him to risk his life to save her. Risking his life was one thing: he could just switch to another body and keep living. But what was with all the demands to look cool and have a devoted gaze?

Your auntie only likes handsome men. How am I supposed to look devoted while staring at the heroine, a pristine beauty on a high mountain peak?

What? You're saying the heroine, who used to be pure-hearted, turned evil because of me?

Your auntie isn't taking the blame for that!

Theme: Love, the highest law of the universe.