Senju Hashirama fell for a girl in the online game Three Kingdoms Battle. Sure, she had a bit of a temper, her ID was a little chuuni, and her voice was a little rough, but! None of that mattered! She was amazing and beautiful in the game!
So he spent ten years charging full speed down the broad road of raising the favorability of "Battle Goddess," until one day, just as her favorability was about to max out, he received a [love letter] from her.
It had two big words written on it: Drop dead.
Senju Hashirama was completely baffled. "That's a really unusual way to confess."
His younger brother gave him a 360-degree, no-blind-spots eye roll. "Are you sure she's confessing and not challenging you to a fight?"
Warnings and notes:
1. Main pairing: Hashirama/Madara: rich-kid killer Hashirama × (fake) female-presenting, internet-famous killer Madara from the esports world
2. Planned side pairings include Katsuki/Izuki, Tobirama/Izuna, Naruto/Sasuke, Aomine/Kise, and Takao/Midorima, but they won't get much page time. Each pairing is planned to get its own story. This one is still mainly about Hashirama and Madara.
3. Don't let the premise and opening fool you! This story is generally very cheerful! Of course, there'll be some love-hate rivalry too! Otherwise, how could it be Hashirama and Madara?
That's all! If you're okay with everything, come on in! _(:з"∠)_