[A beauty influencer who talks a mile a minute and is determined to sleep with her male idol x A male celebrity who rose to fame fast and faded even faster, with no ambition]
The nation's once-beloved celebrity has fallen off the map.
First he was replaced in a movie, then someone else swooped in and took his endorsement deal, and now even his appearances are being canceled.
What a mysterious speedrun to obscurity, seriously!
The gossip forum explodes.
A: The washed-up guy used to be kept by some female sugar mama.
B: Seconding the post above.
C: He got washed up because he was being kept, obviously. /smile.jpg
Random passerby: Someone important, please explain!!!
C: Sugar Mama wasn't satisfied. The washed-up guy's a micropenis. /lights cigarette.jpg
Gossiping passerby: Holy crap!!!
Her Back Hurts: Bah, who said he's a micropenis? He's clearly a king oyster mushroom!
Reading Guide:
1. A lighthearted, sweet little romance with a wildly unconventional premise. No arguments accepted.
2. It's not just sweet, it's also very naughty.
3. The title may change. (I'm sure you'll love me, teehee~)
