My Cat Gets Possessed Every Day [Crossover]

Good grief! This elegant, dignified creature isn't my little Chinese village cat! What the heck, Vladimir Palahniuk Hsienkeiwicz Dore Nabokov, put down those three-color dumplings! Do you even remember that you're a cat? Stop stealing my food! Everyone: Shut up, you little beast! I am the world's cutest cat!

One day, an information broker who makes a living selling secrets in Meteor City woke up to find that her cat, who usually smacked her awake every morning, had suddenly changed its ways! Who is this aristocratic cat, sitting on her rocking chair with such haughty elegance?! What the heck, why can you use your paws to write? Have you become a spirit or something?! That's fine, even if you have... Huh? You're not a cat? [Screaming.jpg] Then where did my kitty go?! I don't care if you're a little fan, a natural-haired guy, or a samurai, give me my cat back! I don't want to deal with you!

Is there anything cuter than a cat in this world?! No! So get out of my cat's body right now. I don't want to get involved with you! I don't want any kind of relationship!

Ex-boyfriend: Heh!!!

Meow: There's always someone weird coveting my body QAQ

Count D and the Medicine Seller: Who wants to form a three-person transmigration group with you, you annoying human! We couldn't care less whether your cat lives or dies!

Also: Unless something unexpected happens, the male lead will be Feitan. If something does happen, it'll be Hisoka, who is about to become an ex-boyfriend. It could also be someone else, but definitely not the three beauties or the main cast. (Of course, if you say the real male lead is the kitty, you're absolutely right!) At heart, this is a warm, serious story disguised as a lighthearted one, with a focus on cat cuddles, and a happy ending.

One more thing: Unless something unexpected happens, updates will be every other day for now. If I get a ranking, I'll update according to the schedule.