[Wuxia Crossover] Rules for Using the Life-and-Death Talisman

Once, she was the life of the party in the Valley of Evil. Later, he became a living target for her Life and Death Talisman practice. One sharp-tongued remark in childhood left them parting with resentment. Too young to understand sorrow, they met again years later, only to find mountains and rivers between them. "You drove me out of the valley seven years ago. Seven years from now, I'll make you kneel and beg like a dog." "I have the most poisonous medicines and cruelest methods in the Vulture Palace. They're more than enough to get back what I lost as a child." "There's no negotiating this... And no amount of acting cute will work! Stop throwing yourself at me!" 1. A mash-up of "Twin Brothers at Each Other's Throats," "The Tulip Thief," and "All My Lovers Are My Younger Sisters" 2. The heroine has a truly awful personality (. 3. The timeline and logic both serve the plot 4. The author is an idiot. Sorry, don't yell at me anymore 5. Updates whenever, completely off the rails, so jump in at your own risk