[Crossover] Mr. Zhongyuan Has Something to Say

Dazai, a young lady who likes men. She's fifteen, and her biggest goal right now is to lure her live-in companion, a pint-sized guy who's only 160 centimeters tall, into moving in with her. Or she could go with the little guy instead. That might work, too. However, she suspects something went wrong during his evolution, and he turned into a [censored]-sexual. Later, after Miss Dazai sweeps through Yokohama's high schools in her black high heels, she discovers, with a heavy heart, that something even more tragic than having a [censored]-sexual as your first love is this: He's just not interested in you. How can a flat-chested loli like me catch the eye of an older woman who dotes on her little brother? Mr. Nakahara still has something to say today. After his ninety-ninth failed night raid, Mr. Nakahara, dressed in his teddy bear pajamas, struggles to hold back his morning grumpiness. "Dazai, I'm giving you one last chance. Get out, turn right, and shut the door!" Gender-swapped Miss Dazai is still doing her best to make Mr. Nakahara lose it, spreading her wings like a great roc! Here's a recommendation for a few works by my dear friends: The Strongest Earth Mother Fan, by Goddess-Stepped-On Floor Synopsis: The timelines overlap, and the solar system reaches a dead end. (Upcoming work, search the author's name.) I Cure Baldness in the Galaxy, by Science Exam Papers Synopsis: Not quite bald yet, but the hair is thinning. (Now underway, feel free to start reading.) There's No Way to Live Like This [Comprehensive Transmigration], by Zhai Baili Synopsis: The mission is easy, survival is hard. Newlyweds set out to save the world! (An upcoming work by a writing machine with no feelings. Search the title.) Completed Double Black story: Mr. Dazai Who Can't Die Occasional updates: Double Black Idea Collection Other completed stories: The Male Lead Worries Every Day About Having Too Much Money; Shocking, This Class Actually Does This to Transfer Students Daily updates: Me, a Pigeon, a Hero Theme: