Princess, Please Don't!

In Xi Xiu's eyes, a woman should follow the Three Obediences and Four Virtues. A free-spirited woman like Bai Lu is nothing but a disgrace. In Bai Lu's eyes, a man should be broad-minded and generous. A petty man like Xi Xiu isn't a man at all. One day, the two of them, who couldn't stand each other, woke up after a night’s sleep and found that they'd switched bodies... * "Censor, this is the servants' latrine. Yours is over there." "I know." "..." If you know, why aren't you leaving? I'm about to burst! "I'm here to learn." "Learn... what!?" * "Censor, you... came to the bathhouse too?" "Mm." "Censor, why is your nose bleeding?" * "Minister Wang, don't you think the censor's been acting strangely ever since he started attending morning court?" "What do you mean?" "I think the censor keeps... sending me flirtatious glances?" * "Your Highness, the male slaves brought from abroad arrived today. Would you like to take a look?" "No." "Then would Your Highness like to hear Young Master Jiang sing?" "No." "Then... would Your Highness like to stab a little figurine of the censor, or whip a portrait of him? When Her Highness is in a bad mood, that's what she likes to do." "..." * Reader's guide: This story is set in a fictional world, and the official systems and other details are a complete mishmash. Please don't scrutinize them, seriously! Read for fun. If it's not your thing, just click away. The author's a delicate flower, so please don't flame me. If you lovely ladies enjoy this story, please add the author's page to your favorites too~(* ￣3)(ε￣ *)! * Theme: