"What's your name?"
"Mu Yu."
"Mu Yu, like a wooden fish. Hah, your name really suits you."
Mu Yu smiled faintly. "Yes, yes. Your name, Yingwu (Parrot), or Yinwu (Marriage-Wu), is pretty distinctive too."
The beauty looked up with a smile, radiant enough to topple kingdoms. Her slender, frost-white hand reached forward...
"Ow, ow! I meant your name, Yinwu, suits your wise and mighty air perfectly." Mu Yu hurriedly explained, covering her ear with one hand.
"Oh, so I should thank you for your generous praise, then." With that, she parted her delicate lips and planted a kiss on Mu Yu's fair cheek, smiling like a spring breeze.
Uh, did she just take advantage of me again for no reason?
Also known as My Wife Is a Stalker. A new work from a new author. I hope you'll show it lots of support.