Playing the Wrong Tune: Another Path

Oh, I don't have much to say. God climbed over Merlin's wall, and with one slip of his hand, I ended up in Merlin's magical world. And wouldn't you know it, that world was the one in Harry Potter... Well, since I'm here, I can only look Merlin in the eye and say solemnly, "Take the road less traveled..." Merlin understood and replied, "Metersbonwe." Old Man God chuckled, "That's the brand I'm wearing, as it happens." The Three Pure Ones sighed deeply. "Birds of a feather flock together. Su Yueran, you brought this on yourself. Don't come crying back." At last, Su Yueran said to the general public, "Think twice before you jump in. After all, neither Merlin, God, nor the Three Pure Ones will protect you here. What, you say Buddha? Please, can one Buddha take on all three of them?" Well, this story is full of landmines. If you're not afraid of dying... come on in... If you don't want to step on any, please click the X in the top left corner. Thanks. Notice: This story is now VIP-only. Reposting is forbidden. If you reposted it before, please delete the story and take it down immediately. Thanks. Also, thank you all for your support so far. I hope Wenren can continue to count on your support in the future. *bows* Premise: