A Feasible Plan for a Knight to Win Back His Wife

"Aren't you the righteous hero everyone admires? Why are you shamelessly hounding me?"

"That's all for show. You're the woman I've chosen to be my wife, the one I'll spend my life with. I don't have to pretend with you."

"Can't we just pretend we never met? I like upright, honorable heroes, not crafty scoundrels."

"No! It took me ages to find someone I like. How can you be so heartless, my dear wife?"

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