Keep Spoiling Me and I'll Be Ruined

My new story, "Say You'll Be My Brother, Do You Dare?", is being drafted. Please add it to your favorites! One-line pitch: I thought you were my friend, but you want to sleep with me? The serious blurb: As soon as Lu Muxi steps off the plane, someone drags him to a church. His "gravely ill" grandfather presents him with a husband: a man named Gu Yu! Lu Muxi glances at the man in the distance and protests in a whisper, "Grandpa, I'm... I'm a guy. I can't marry anyone!" Grandpa: "All right, all right..." Gu Yu: "I'm the one marrying you." Lu Muxi: "Oh, so I'm marrying you. That's fine, then... Wait, no! You're a guy too!!" Grandpa: "All right, all right..." Note: A super-sweet story about falling in love after an arranged marriage. Warnings: Amnesia and car accidents abound; misunderstandings and melodrama everywhere. The unserious blurb: "Welcome to today's episode of 'What Are We Cooking?' Today I'll take you to the market to pick up ingredients and make everyone a... Hey, hey, hey?! Who are you? Wait, " ↓↓ Comments ↓↓ [Holy crap, what's going on?!] [Is this a film shoot?] [Where did the streamer go?] [It's broad daylight, in the middle of civilization...] [Hello! Police? Someone's been kidnapped! Help aaah...] [Call the police!] [Isn't there a security office at the airport? Where are the guards?] That afternoon, news bulletins and newspapers alike ran the headlines: "Popular Food Streamer Kidnapped Live, and the Reason Is...!" "Youngest Overseas-Educated Finance PhD Taken Away by Police at His Wedding..." Lu Muxi: If I don't keep streaming, I'll have to go back and inherit a family conglomerate with over a dozen companies. Then I have to marry a handsome man who spoils me rotten, buys me houses and cars, and sets me up in business whenever he feels like it. What a headache! Recommended stories by friends: [Modern BL, Sweet] "Love to Be Pampered": Raise the sweetest little kitty, and want to be with you every day! [Modern BL, Sweet] "Never Meant to Flirt with You": I swear I wasn't trying to seduce you! [Modern BL, Apocalypse] "I Picked Up an Alien": A pre-release by Tuanzi Youdu. What do you do when you pick up an unbelievably handsome alien? [Modern BL, Sweet] "Daddy's Demands Must Be Met [Entertainment Industry]" by Danxin Mao. A story about falling madly in love after an arranged marriage... yeah, that kind of story. [Modern BL, Interstellar] "All My Clients Are Drama Queens [Quick Transmigration]": You're so good at acting, why not go make a movie? [Modern BL, Online Gaming] "The Red-Name Big Shot Has His Eye on Me (Full-Dive Online Game)" by Buli Yu: Turn a notorious player into my lapdog. [Historical BL, Sweet] "Master, Here's a Little Heart for You": A domineering disciple and a mischievous master. [Modern BL, Apocalypse] "Apocalypse: Reborn and Evolving Like Crazy" (Completed): A smoldering top VS a spatial-power bottom. One-on-one romance. [Modern BL, Sweet] "My Wife Always Thinks He's a Stand-In": My baby keeps thinking I'm cheating. What do I do? Theme: