[Western Crossover] A Diary of Raising Little Ones

The guide said, "You need to spread fatherly love." Benson looked at the first child assigned to him and shook his head. "This kid needs a therapist, not a dad. I'm not doing it!" Then he punched robbers and murderers, kicked the stuffing out of evil underground organizations, and followed the little brat around, afraid Gotham's muck would swallow him whole. The guide said, "You need to spread fatherly love." Abraham looked at the second child assigned to him and shook his head. "With a brain like that, couldn't he just build himself a robot dad? I'm not doing it!" Then he figured the original was better than anything else, dove all the way to the bottom of the sea to fish out a frozen soldier, and completed the project targets decades ahead of schedule. The guide said, "You need to spread fatherly love." Abraham looked at the third child assigned to him and shook his head. "This kid looks a lot more mentally healthy than the first two. Either way, I'm not doing it!" Then he squatted on the street with the kid, sneakily sharing stolen spicy hot dogs, and casually helped himself to the Batmobile's tires as it drove by. The guide: ... The guide: Never mind. A relaxing retirement story, short and mindless. Theme: To be added