Everyday Pretending to Be Sick

In the year 2X50, a zombie virus broke out on Earth, which quickly became a post-apocalyptic wasteland. The surviving humans gradually came to revere the strongest ability users.

One winter day, eight years later, Ye Mianqiu, the Emperor of the Eastern District, suddenly chose to kill himself.

My name is Ye Mianqiu, an ordinary college student. I died on the very first day of the apocalypse.

Then I actually encountered the legendary "System"! I even transmigrated to the Western fantasy world of my dreams!

The System told me that all I had to do was complete a few simple tasks to get a chance to come back to life.

I was pretty excited, until I walked up to a mirror... Wait, why am I wearing women's clothes?!

"Ding! Hello! Your main mission in this world is to play a person with gender dysphoria and marry the Child of Destiny of this world."

Ye Mianqiu: "Huh? What does that mean?"

"It means you have to become a cross-dressing hunk and get your (fake) big brother to marry you."

Ye Mianqiu: "...?!" He understood every word, but together they made... WTF?!

Reader's guide:

1. Top protagonist, 1v1, happy ending, an ordinary (?), easygoing top x an elegant, devoted bottom. Funny, satisfying, and sweet

2. The author writes as a side gig, and my day job is really busy. I'm very sensitive, so I hope everyone can respect each other. If you don't like it, just click away. I don't accept negative reviews of any kind, thank you!

New bottom-protagonist novel, After the Sword Spirit Logged Off, He Became the White Moonlight: [If you want to read about a bottom protagonist, please add it to your collection!]

1.

As Qi Ran was dying a gruesome death, a guy called the Tool System suddenly appeared and told him this world was originally a book.

To come back to life, Qi Ran became the sword spirit of the protagonist, Gu Lingxiao, and worked diligently for twenty years.

At last, Qi Ran's soul shattered into pieces while protecting the protagonist, and he successfully bowed out.

Who knew that just after he was reborn, another System would show up, claiming to be a former colleague.

It asked him, "Interested in a side gig? Each job starts at 10,000 spirit stones, paid daily, and the work is simple."

Qi Ran: "What kind of System are you?"

It replied: "The Matchmaking System. For some reason, the protagonist of this book is destined to be alone, so I'm here to help him out."

Qi Ran: "But doesn't he have a female lead?"

It replied: "Who knows? Apparently the protagonist has a dead white moonlight, and the female lead has become irrelevant. One of the junior workers told me you're good at your job. Want to consider taking on a side gig?"

Qi Ran: A white moonlight? And they're dead? Was that part of the story?

2.

Gu Lingxiao had a dream.

In it, his sword spirit finally had a body. Smiling, he came over, took Gu Lingxiao's hand, and said:

Don't use poison to trick me into coming out again. From now on, I'll stay by your side every day.

Gu Lingxiao felt a joy unlike any he had ever known.

Then the morning bells rang in the distance, and he woke to find his sword shattered and his sword spirit gone.

It was all right. Even if he had to descend into the netherworld, he would piece his broken sword back together. His lost sword spirit would surely return then, too.

"A sword cultivator bottom who only cares about his career" x *a beautiful, obsessive, and unhinged top*

"Bottom protagonist; 1v1"

*The bottom is unbelievably powerful and a great fighter. He's neither delicate nor cute, and he responds to kindness, not force. A 24-karat straight guy.*

*The top's past behavior has been enough to ensure he'll be alone forever. The Matchmaking System really is here to save him.*

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