People thought the giant cube's energy could only change electronic devices. In reality... that wasn't the case at all. Most of its energy had already frozen in the Arctic and run away from home!
After explorers woke it in 1897, the AllSpark's true consciousness could never fall asleep again, because it was so damn cold!
With no other choice, it took human form and began wandering the Earth.
Watching its foolish sons fight over the "AllSpark," which was now far less powerful.
Tony: "Darling, please come out of the phone line. I was wrong, really!"
JARVIS: "Sir, Miss Aiste is no longer in the tower!"
The heroine is a sentient AllSpark, and her powers are super, super, super cool! The CP is tentatively Nini.