The Inn by the Yellow Springs Road

This work does not permit reposting in any form. Anyone who steals it can go to hell, and I refuse to hear any opinions from content thieves. [Please add my new novel, The Immortal Lord Wants to Let Go, to your reading list!] To find someone, Bai Xi once shamelessly pulled down the pants of a soul he was ferrying. After repeatedly failing to mend his ways, he was sent to the Yellow Springs Inn to guard the entrance. He attended the Immortals' Longevity Banquet, but was punished again for peeking at the Nether Lord while he bathed. Nether Lord: Go to the Yellow Springs Inn yourself. Bai Xi: I'm already guarding the entrance there. Nether Lord: Are you proud of that? Bai Xi: Well... a little. [Please add my new novel, The Immortal Lord Wants to Let Go, to your reading list!] Ye Junlan is the only cultivator in over a thousand years to ascend from the cultivation world. With black robes, dark hair, and breathtaking looks, he is known to all as the Immortal Lord Moyun. For nearly a century, disciples from the immortal sects have been disappearing without explanation. To protect the peace of the cultivation world, the mighty Immortal Lord Ye Junlan hides his cultivation and joins the Xuantian Sect as a new disciple, pretending to be a good-for-nothing. His fellow disciples look down on him and constantly hope their sect leader will kick him out of the inner sect. Yet, despite making no progress in his cultivation, Ye Junlan gets on famously with both the sect leader and his master, earning their resentment and repeated attempts to frame him. Later, when the Five Poisons Sage of the Demon Realm invades the cultivation world and the disciples of the immortal sects fail to hold him back, Ye Junlan resumes his form as an Immortal Lord and defeats the Five Poisons Sage. The disciples fall to their knees and bow before him, nearly gouging out their own eyes in disbelief. * Mu Yunhan, the newly appointed Demon Lord of the Demon Realm, ascended when he was barely over a thousand years old. Rumor has it that he kills without mercy, uses cruel methods, and is skilled at stripping the flesh from people's bones while they are still alive. What nobody knows is that, as a boy, he studied under the Immortal Lord Moyun. After taking the throne as Demon Lord, he returns to Dajun Mountain to reunite with Ye Junlan, only to find that Ye Junlan has long since disappeared. All that remains is a spiritual pig, carefully tended by others. A celestial attendant says, "The Immortal Lord said a disciple is no better than a pig. At least you can eat a pig." Mu Yunhan: "..." * Later, they meet again in the cultivation world, but Ye Junlan has a different face. Mu Yunhan recognizes him at a glance and is overjoyed. But each time he tries to get close, someone drives him away, leaving him utterly aggrieved. At long last, one day Ye Junlan is cornered by Mu Yunhan, his whole body flushed red, and Mu Yunhan's heart begins to race. Mu Yunhan: "In Master's eyes, who's more important, me or the spiritual pig?" Ye Junlan thinks for a long time, then quietly answers, "The pig..." Reading Guide: 1. The pairing is set: Jin Hong x Bai (BO) Xi. Happy ending. 2. Shenanigans, courting disaster, lighthearted fun, sweet romance. No nitpicking, please. 3. Updates every night at 9:00. If there's no update at 9:00, I'll post it by noon that day. 4. If you don't like it, you can leave, but please don't attack the characters. ---- Completed Works ---- Completed work: Reborn: The Emperor Wants to Be a Tyrant. After I was reborn, I married a treacherous rebel as my empress. ---- Recommended Reads ---- Historical BL: What I Get Up to When the Gods Have Children. What do I do if I slept with my male idol and he denies it? Modern BL: Why Run Away with the Baby? A quick-tempered, clingy top x a bottom who runs off as soon as he's had his fun. Mpreg. Theme: