My System Has Glitched Again

This is a short writing exercise, so read at your own risk. If you asked Xiao Qing whether she had any regrets, she certainly did. 1. Meeting Xu Xian. 2. Meeting Fahai. 3. Meeting the rookie, malfunctioning System Lord 1641, who made her transmigrate into Fahai so she could seduce Xu Xian. Compared to those three, the time machine whose loose screw cost her her life as a snake was nothing worth mentioning. If you asked System Lord 1641 whether it had any troubles, it certainly did. Recently, it had bound itself to a new chatterbox snake who kept complaining that its missions were too difficult, accusing it of deliberately making things hard for her skinny self. 1641 sneered. Did it look like that kind of System? 1. Transmigrating into Dou E to get revenge: hard? Not at all. 2. Helping a bullied wife get even: hard? Not at all either. ╮(╯▽╰)╭ 3. Making Yang Guo fall in love with Guo Fu, who cut off his arm: hard? ...Probably not. 4. Teaching Fahai how to love: hard? (1641 shrugged at the audience below, looking helpless.) Audience member Cen Biqing: ...Don't you know perfectly well whether it's hard or not? Theme: