[He never even introduced his ex-girlfriend to his friends, but he always talks about you and keeps bringing you up.]
Top: At first, the ultimate straight guy in the universe, a sunny, lively, adorable little ray of sunshine who flirts without realizing it. Later, a manipulative green tea and white lotus who just likes stringing people along. He lives by the three no's: no refusing, no accepting, and no taking the initiative.
Bottom: Target number one: a seemingly aloof, top-student ice-cold bottom, but actually a loyal, devoted homemaker type.
Note: There are many bottoms, with all sorts of personalities, but the top is absolutely god-tier. Whatever he does is right, and he's the best in the universe. The ending is either no pairing or one-on-one, with plenty of ambiguity along the way. If that's not your thing, please click X. I write just to entertain myself. There are so many stories that glorify the bottom these days, so I just want to see a top who's glorified to the max: sweet, very sweet, extra sweet, and tiramisu.