Everyday Life in Namimori

It feels like I have to change the platform directly because of my anxious eyes [laughing and crying]

By the way, this review has been going on for three years, right?

Jinjiang's review... Let me die

At 9:30 pm, Tokyo time, the little yellow bird finally fell asleep. I was going to secretly stuff it back into the nest of the cloud beans. In order to avoid another tragic imprinting effect, no, I should say a porcelain incident, I put on a mask and even took out a dark silk scarf to cover my head. However, I felt a little sneaky inexplicably. Maybe the way I covered my head was wrong. I turned around and asked Kyouya for advice on how to cover my head with a silk scarf. "Egg thief!" "Egg Thief!!" "Egg Thief!!!" The little yellow bird guarding the door of the incubation room fluttered in mid-air in horror, made a sharp alarm sound, and stepped on the alarm. I reached out and pressed the button to cancel the alarm - it was fingerprint recognition, which was quite advanced. I pulled down my mask expressionlessly, stared at the little yellow bird, and said, "It's me, here to return the bird." As a little yellow bird who is so worried about everything, who would go to great lengths to sneak into an atypical haunted house where the owner beats him to death every minute, just to steal a few eggs! Do you think that's the golden egg from Aesop's fable that hatches the all-powerful eagle? After seeing my face clearly, the little yellow bird let out an even sharper and more ferocious alarm call. "Kyoko is here!" "Kyoko is here!!" "Kyoko is here!!!" The little yellow birds in the entire incubation room instantly became vigilant. They tried hard to spread their short wings and tried to block the eggs in the nest tightly. Their bright black eyes looked like a firm guardian. I've already said that I'm here to return the bird, so how do you react when Little Red Riding Hood opens the door and encounters the big bad wolf? Do you think I really want to be touched by a group of little yellow birds? If this place wasn't suitable for staying for a long time, I really wanted to correct the little yellow bird's misunderstanding of itself and others. However, considering the unfavorable environment, I was ready to drop the bomb. No, I dropped the sleeping little yellow bird and ran away. "Kacha." There was a clear and familiar cracking sound in the air, and the little yellow bird and I froze at the same time, like the unlucky hostages who found that there were only single digits left on the time bomb. Escape! "The little yellow bird is asleep. I'll leave it here and you guys can help take care of it. Let's go, bye." All in all, I managed to escape before being attacked again, and achieved my goal of returning the little yellow bird. "Huh~" I patted my chest and let out a long breath. At ten o'clock Tokyo time, I went to the kitchen to make homemade popcorn. Instead of using a popcorn machine, I just used a pan with olive oil, butter, corn, and sugar. I used tin foil instead of the pot lid and turned on a low heat. The little yellow bird had already been fried when I sent it home, so it should be ready now. I calmly turned off the fire, turned on the range hood, started the sweeping robot, and then exited the kitchen. The whole process was quiet, as if nothing had happened. Well, nothing happened. I remember that I ordered a few cans of popcorn by mail last time. It should not be too different. It is still iced Coke and popcorn to go with the movie. If it is not enough, you can also use other snacks instead. "Acridine~" Putting down the snacks and drinks, I took a quick run and jumped into someone's arms like a high jump. I rested my head on a strong chest and stretched my legs across the sofa. I let out a sigh of comfort. By the way, this is a dangerous behavior, non-professionals should not imitate it, especially if I weigh over 80, it will be really painful if I hit the bone. Someone silently took out a piece of popcorn from my hair, placed it about ten centimeters in front of me, and asked silently. "There was an accident when popping popcorn." I lowered my eyes and looked closely at the beige popcorn with a little brown grain skin. The sweet aroma of butter and grain lingered on the tip of my nose. In fact, the frying was pretty good, and it smelled quite delicious. If you pay more attention next time, you should be able to succeed. "It was an accident that you entered the kitchen." Someone reminded him calmly, and at the end, he even took care of the knife seriously, "Don't be too confident in your cooking skills." Confidence in cooking is not much in the first place, but now that you have knocked it down, it becomes even more scarce! I raised my head and tried to accuse someone of the bad behavior of discouraging children's learning enthusiasm with my resentful eyes, but because of the angle, I had to give up and protest in words instead, "This is also a brave attempt!" "This is seeking death." "..." What nonsense are you talking about? Hibari Kyouya seemed to have finally remembered my glass heart, and added, "You can start with instant noodles." "..." I know how to make instant noodles! I raised my hand, moved the popcorn away from my sight, and ended the conversation sadly, "Let's start watching the movie." Maybe it was an illusion, but at that moment I seemed to hear someone sighing helplessly, like a breeze blowing over my head, spreading out lightly without leaving any trace. Then Hibari Kyouya pressed the start button and the movie started. I quickly sat upright. It was very comfortable to lean on the side, but it was awkward when watching a movie. The snacks were placed a bit far away, so I had to move them closer. "Kyouya, what are you eating?" "Popcorn." "Oh... Huh?" I looked at the fully packaged canned popcorn on hand, and then at Hibari Kyouya's chewing cheeks, and suddenly felt a little confused. This is a funny horror movie, with a few well-timed jokes interspersed between the tense and exciting plots to ease the scary atmosphere, making people's hearts drop a little and make them smile knowingly. Then when the mood is relaxed, the fright comes suddenly. The plot is compact and relaxed, and the funny and horror elements are just the right combination. Good movie. Really, if there are any shortcomings, it's probably that it's not scary enough because of the neutralization of funny elements. Of course, it's also possible that I've watched too many horror movies, so the scare threshold is relatively high. But I have a low point of laughter. Whether it is a vulgar joke or a cold joke, it can make me stagger with laughter, as if someone is scratching the soles of my feet with a feather. Especially when the protagonist opened the drawer and dug out cobblestones, cylindrical glass bottles, wooden sticks and durians, with a confused expression on his face. "Pfft hahaha." I laughed again and fell on Hibari Kyouya. The iced coke and popcorn in his hand were taken by the latter in time to avoid the tragedy of being covered in coke or popcorn. Then, after laughing, I rested against someone, tilted my head slightly, and I could drink an iced Coke from his hand. Beautiful. I was so focused on watching the movie that I didn't notice a thing. I laughed at almost every funny joke, including some of the more obscure dirty jokes. And someone noticed. Actually, I am already fourteen years old now, and will be the legal age for marriage in Neon in two years. It is normal for me to understand a little dirty jokes. Facing my lack of confidence in my defense, someone indifferently corrected me on two points, "You are thirteen, and your birthday has not come yet. According to your nationality, you become an adult at eighteen, and twenty is the legal age for marriage." So how old do you think I have to be before I can understand dirty jokes? Eighteen or twenty? My dear, you can't ask me to know nothing all the time, and then when I reach adulthood, the inheritance of physiological knowledge suddenly starts, I will know everything. "Tutor" does not follow the path of fantasy cultivation! It's completely unreasonable. "Why did you go to check this?" "I'm afraid you'll break the law." The scariest thing about this sentence is that Hibari Kyouya said it while looking directly into my eyes. The truth. He felt from the bottom of his heart that I was the one who was prone to breaking the law. "You may have some misunderstandings about me. I am obviously a good and law-abiding citizen!" Especially with the help of a big boss, I can be regarded as a white lotus flower that is clean and free from mud. "Well, for now." The boss nodded slightly, indicating something. Before I could ask, he changed the topic and returned to the original point, "Are you familiar with dirty jokes?" Why are you back here again? Boss, do you care so much about this issue? "Learning is actually a semi-passive process, and I am a person who is very curious about the world, so..." I circled my fingers and replied in a low voice. "Semi-passive? Curiosity?" Someone immediately grasped the key point and asked. "Are you curious?" Feeling that the topic was going a bit dangerous, I looked at Hibari Kyouya warily. After meeting those phoenix eyes that looked like a smile but not a smile, I lowered my head guiltily and continued to play with my fingers. This is a triangle, and when your thumb is indented, it becomes a heart shape. How amazing! "What about the half-passive half? What about the other half?" "You." "Of course the other half is you." #The desire to survive makes me react quickly series# "Really?" Skylark boss raised his phoenix eyes, his eyes were deep and unmoved at all, "You learned from me?" Boyfriend, if you don't answer the question like this, it will be difficult for us to continue our conversation. "Um?"

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Such a lovely article, the whole article is full of candy!

Super super super good looking ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

Hahaha, thank you for your hard work Yundou (≧?≦)/

I want to rub the chubby little yellow bird! Group! Rub! Twist! Pinch! Touch! Stamp! I'm such a badass

Yun Dou and Kyoko are both so cute (/ω\)