My completed danmei novels:
The National Teacher Is So Handsome, Live-Streaming His Face-Slapping [Ancient-to-Modern]
Heartthrob Xu Zhengheng transmigrates into a danmei novel. While blushing and falling for his dream guy, he also inherits a madhouse full of immortals.
Everything in the madhouse is a treasure. Tomatoes and cabbages grown in its spirit-rich soil can cure all kinds of illnesses.
Eat one of his tomatoes and you'll keep your good looks forever and increase your daily luck!
What's more, the patients in the madhouse are all gorgeous, and every one of them is a great immortal.
"Hurry up and donate that palace of mine. A few hundred billion is nothing," says Cao Cao.
"Who took my slimming pills? I want a slim waist so I can dance the Rainbow Skirt and Feathered Robe Dance!" says Yang Guifei.
"Aaaah! That immortal-level beauty! The new director is so handsome! I want to sleep with him!" says Diaochan.
"I'm in!"
"Me too!"
"Don't stop me, I'm going to confess!"
"Report! Not a chance, any of you! A gorgeous big shot has already driven his Rolls-Royce over to propose!"
"???" Xu Zhengheng, planting tomatoes in the field, is bewildered. He glances at the man eating tomatoes in the field. "Who's the big shot? Didn't you ride over on a Phoenix bicycle?"
Gu Yanzhou wraps his arms around him and kisses him hard, leaving the sweet taste of tomatoes on both their lips. "I've got dozens of Rolls-Royces at home. This Phoenix bicycle is the only one, and I use it to give you a romantic ride! Come to my place tonight and let's grow tomatoes together! Extra sweet! Extra devoted!
A cool, secretly passionate seme who's only good to his beloved uke and loves tomatoes x a kind, soft, adorable uke who loves growing tomatoes
The CEO has an amazing waist! o(≧v≦)o
So sweet! My darlings, you've got to click and read this! It's great! Please bookmark and comment! Kisses! (* ￣3)(ε￣ *)
This novel goes on sale this Tuesday, with five chapters and 13,000 characters released all at once! I hope my little angels will support me! Love you all! ╭(╯3╰)╮
My upcoming novel, please bookmark it! The Piglet Who Married into a Billionaire Family Keeps Coming in First [Ancient-to-Modern]. Blurb:
After cultivating in the mountains for five hundred years, the little piglet bounces back down the mountain.
But this time, unlike five hundred years ago, he's come down specifically to get married!
His fiance is a future tycoon, and he's super handsome! He's the dream guy of half the school!
No way. Roll up those sleeves: he's going to school with his fiance!
What the little piglet didn't expect was that all his classmates would be thousand-year-old monsters! He's trembling with fear!
Fine, he'll just lie down for a bit.
Ding-dong! Little Piglet lies down to slack off and earns ten intelligence points.
The teacher is explaining the lesson with great care. Piglet gets sleepy and rests his head on the desk.
Ding-dong! Little Piglet rests his head on the desk to slack off and earns twenty points in spoken English.
The super handsome guy sitting next to Piglet sees him sleeping all day and pokes him. "Hey, pay attention in class, or you'll never get into a junior college."
Little Piglet looks at him with big, round eyes. My fiance is so damn handsome!
The test results come out, and Little Piglet is first in his grade!
Good looks and good grades!
Sorry, I'm the top student and the campus heartthrob! Maybe I'll even work my way up to being the school's big shot.
The handsome guy can't help staring at him. My wife is way too adorable! I'll spoil him extra tonight. o(*////▽////*)q
My other upcoming novel, please bookmark it early! Title: The National Teacher Sells Grilled Fish in a Horror Game [Ancient-to-Modern]
After entering a horror game, everyone else hides in fear under their blankets.
The National Teacher takes it all in stride and opens a grilled fish shop at a crossroads.
Business is slow at first, but once he opens, he makes a fortune. What a money-making whiz!
His customers form a long, long line.
"Have you heard? The broth at that grilled fish shop at the end of the alley is made with white candles from a thousand years ago. It tastes delicious!" says a soldier standing guard over Emperor Wu of Han's spirit.
"I heard they're the same white candles once used in the imperial palace a thousand years ago. Wow! I haven't had any in ages. I really want some! (*^__^*)" says Zhao Feiyan.
"That's not all. I heard the fish were served at imperial banquets. They're huge and juicy!"
"And the side dishes are dusted with incense ash. They're insanely good! o(^▽^)o"
Customers swarm in. Xiao Yuheng slaps a wooden sign up at the shop entrance:
"Welcome to the horror game instance! Only hard-working ghosts can eat grilled fish with candle wax, grilled fish with incense ash, and grilled fish with cremation ashes!"
Additional offer: Help the National Teacher catch a vengeful ghost and enjoy a bowl of century-old fragrant oil!
The excitement begins! Don't blink!
Wait, wasn't this about catching ghosts and eating grilled fish? How did the National Teacher end up getting dragged into bed?!
Xiao Yuheng: "..." Can't help it. The other guy is too handsome. _(:_"∠)_
Song Jingcheng: "...!!!" Weren't you supposed to read my fortune and palm, not take my pants off?!
Sweet, sweet, sweet! So satisfying! It's definitely a great read. Please, little angels, bookmark it early. Kisses! ╭(╯3╰)╮
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My completed danmei novels:
The National Teacher Is So Handsome, Live-Streaming His Face-Slapping [Ancient-to-Modern]
The World's Number One National Teacher Is a Heartthrob to Men [Transmigration]
He's the Heartthrob Who Sells Immortal Vegetables [Reborn]
In an Infinite Game, Even the Supernatural Can Hear the Max-Level National Advisor's Thoughts [Book Transmigration]
The Max-Level National Sage Is a Divine Fortune-Teller Who Dominates the Infinite Game [Book Transmigration]
Back to the Countryside to Set Up a Medical Stall, but I'm a Medical Authority [Book Transmigration]
I'm a Sacrificial Pawn, but My Nemesis Keeps Pinning Me Down in My Dreams [Book Transmigration]
The Retired Grandmaster Face-Slaps His Way Through an Infinite Game [Transmigration]
A Baffling Case: The Imperial Astrologer Solves Them at Will [Ancient to Modern]
The National Treasure-Level Real Heiress Dominates the Horror Game [Book Transmigration]
A Daoist Doctor Sets Up a Stall, but His Combat Power Is Off the Charts! [Reborn]
The Real Heiress, a National-Treasure-Level Fortune Teller, Livestreams [Book Transmigration]
After Fortune-Telling on Livestream, the Imperial Preceptor Became a Supernatural Face-Slapping Pro [Book Transmigration]
The National Preceptor's Unbeatable Fortune-Telling Livestream [Ancient to Modern]
The Grand National Master Goes Viral Fortune-Telling [Ancient Times to Modern Day]
Found the update time halfway through? ... And the author, you are updating another book, but this one has been abandoned?
A car that never starts?
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I'm just afraid that the red line will spread, and Xiao Gu won't deny it!
It's such a good situation, I'm going to spray him, "You're worthy of touching me, hold your anus in your hands and let me fuck you. I think your rectum is dirty bsjkskal..." I just sprayed him indiscriminately, this kind of crowd of onlookers is super mean, if you don't express your opinion, others will take it as your acquiescence. Ww
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Stuck here ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh