Blurb:
Spirit masters are a profession that sounds incredibly prestigious.
This was the first new worldview Jing Luonian encountered after transmigrating.
Overnight, he became the true good-for-nothing young master: orphaned, untalented, and looked down on. Then, by a stroke of absolutely no coincidence, he met a godlike spirit master with an aura that practically sneered, "Stupid mortal."
You want to teach me square dancing, but I just want to quietly run a shady business.
You want me to teach the crown prince, but I just want to quietly run a shady business.
You say you have feelings for me...???
I... Let me do some business so I can calm down... (°ー°〃)
Transmigrating into a good-for-nothing young master and turning your life around to reach the pinnacle of success is a tried-and-true formula. But I've unlocked a golden finger and have no sense of reverence for spirit masters at all. How am I supposed to do anything when all I want is to quietly travel the world as a merchant?
Jing Simu: What do you think of spirit masters?
Jing Luonian: ...With my eyes?
Jing Simu: ...
Jing Luonian: Seriously, I've seen it all now. It's the first time I've seen someone make a loudspeaker sound so prestigious. :D His daily routine is just like watching a drama queen, no explanation needed, hahaha.
Jing Simu: ...
Jing Luonian: Hey... Jing Simu, what are you doing? I'm telling you, that's insubordination... I-I was wrong... Don't take my clothes off!!!
Also known as "A Spirit Master Who Doesn't Want to Be a Merchant Isn't a Good Young Master".
[They say a spirit master needs to excel at music, chess, calligraphy, painting, singing, and dancing, but all I can do is radio calisthenics. :D]
[Listen, as a spirit, I just want to eat something good.]
Cold and aloof, beautiful spirit master top x determined merchant bottom who coughs blood
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All right, sweethearts, don't ask me what a blood-coughing bottom is just yet. That's called character design. XDDD
I'm back, everyone! The new story has the usual features: strong x strong, bottom's POV, one-on-one pairing, and this author will keep being a loving mom and guarantee a happy ending.
Jing Luonian: ... To be honest... I really don't know why I ended up in such an embarrassing situation... Jing Simu: ... Luoluo... Luoluo... Jing Luonian: ...(Puzzled face)
Xiao Gong has recovered his memory, right... Is he pretending now?
The author hugs the cute girl and rubs her like crazy. Jpg
Ah!!! Why is it gone... QAQ...
Happy New Year (?>?<?)
Catching insects, the emperor is smart - he is gifted with intelligence. It's been a while since I've been online. It seems like my articles have enriched me a lot (?>?<?)
Jing Luonian: ... This turn of events is quite strange... People in this village have paid a price in exchange for their wishes, and those who fall asleep are probably in danger... Bai Hua: ... Doesn't anyone remember me who is still sleeping? Jing Simu: Even if you say there is nothing wrong with this village, you won't even believe it! Please protect the young master well.
Is the girl I met before who is not afraid of spiritual power the dream god??
Jing Luonian: It turns out that Goldfinger also has hidden abilities. What a magic trick!! It is indeed a fantasy world! Yuan Xin: ... The young master is distracted, smiling, vomiting blood, and teasing the young master Li... He is indeed the young master! Other Spirits: The annual drama, watch and watch.
Jing Luonian: The combination of surprises is really intoxicating for an old man like me! Can I quit being the director?