Serious version: A forgotten ancient town, an intricate nine-link puzzle, terrifying ancient corpses, and evil spirits at work. The clues are on the verge of running dry, and the truth remains elusive.
Who weeps softly in the dead of night?
Who lies asleep at the bottom of a dry well?
Who has upset the game of chess?
Who can bring about a change?
Cold Mountain is not cold. May only fate bring peace.
There is no tree on Cold Mountain. Year after year, the chill stretches for thousands of miles. Originally, there was nothing at all, but the puppet encounters peace everywhere.
Cold Mountain: You picked a fight with me, so you won't get away.
A handsome, imposing Taoist master, loyal-dog top x a restless, troublemaking bottom; Zhang Xing (Zhang Hanshan) x Jiang Ping'an.
Let's grow together through hardship.
The not-so-serious version:
Jiang Ping'an is unlucky. Very unlucky. Unbelievably unlucky. All he did was enjoy treasure hunting, and before he could even get anything appraised, someone knocked him unconscious. If he ever finds out who did it, he'll, he'll...
Author (picking nose): What will you do? Kill them with cuteness?
Jiang Ping'an: Lao Xing, he's picking on me π_π
Zhang Xing (patting his head): There, there. I've already drawn the soul-sealing talisman.
Author: What the heck? You two guys are at it again (so you're really not my biological son after all).
A handsome, imposing Taoist master, loyal-dog top x a restless, troublemaking bottom
Zhang Xing (Zhang Hanshan) x Jiang Ping'an
This is an age full of ghosts. Run! There are ghosts! The ghosts are chasing people and trying to hook up! (A middle-aged woman on the street: You brat, see? That's what happens when you don't study.)
See how Zhang Xing and Jiang Ping'an hack their way through obstacles, slay zongzi, fight ghosts, exorcise evil spirits, uphold justice, save the world, and open an antique shop after tomb-raiding and treasure hunting. (Jiang Ping'an: Oh my, I'm embarrassed by all this big talk.)
Come on↖(^ω^)↗
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