When the System Possesses the Wrong Person

Tantai Mei had practiced the sword since childhood, devoting her whole life to it with unwavering resolve. In her later years, she finally shattered the limits of martial arts and ascended to the void. But when she woke up, she had somehow become an ordinary newborn in the cultivation world.

Starting over was no problem. The only issue was the inexplicable JJ Attribute System. From then on, a protagonist who had always been driven to strive suddenly gained a whole lot of attributes she hadn't had before.

A terrible sense of direction, a sudden urge to go "boo-hoo-hoo"...

Tantai Mei: System, get out here!

A little cat rolled out, rounded as a ball. It tilted its head. Meow?

Pu Yang Zi'ang had been an ordinary, timid gay man who never dared to come out. Then he transmigrated and became a black, slippery snake? A loach?

Then he looked again, and a handsome young man said that he was his pet.

Love at first sight. Pu Yang Zi'ang: Sure, sure! Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp!

The System's cold electronic voice sounded: Host, begin cultivating immediately. If you don't advance within one month, you will be eliminated.

Pu Yang Zi'ang: Pfft, I just want to go "boo-hoo-hoo" with the handsome young man.

Years later, Pu Yang Zi'ang finally became a legendary top-tier shou, emmmm.

PS: Thanks to Lin Li for providing the character concept and inspiration.

PPS: The two protagonists are Tantai Mei and Pu Yang Zi'ang.