This is the first installment. The main story is complete, but I haven't figured out the extras yet, so it's too soon to mark it as finished. The second installment is here: http://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=3704334. The entire story's pairings are left to your imagination, and the heroine is the oblivious type in her everyday life.
The highlights are the snark, the banter, the wild speculation, the multiple personalities, and the shamelessness. If you don't understand the jokes and references, go study Gintama after school.
This is a citadel.
This is a story about a citadel with a completely different vibe.
This is a story about a citadel that's a daily source of frustration.
This is a story about a citadel where everyone comes up with new ways every day to get their lord to notice them.
This is a story about a citadel full of swordsmen who are driven to despair because their shameless lord never gets the point.
Want to see so much snark that there's nothing left to say?
Want to see a battle of wits between the best-friend group and the one-sided-crush group?
Want to see swordsmen with a completely different vibe?
Want to see a heartless, shameless, black-hearted saniwa with no saintly streak? She's watched too much Gintama, and her girlish heart has been smashed to pieces. How much decency do you expect her to have? Forget it and go to sleep.
Want to read a story written entirely according to the author's mood, where one chapter has no connection to the next, there's no logic, weird stuff happens, and who knows when it'll get axed?
At least the author swears on her decency that she won't abandon the story for no reason. The only reason she'd drop it is if nobody reads it, meaning she can't see any comments, and the heartbreak gets to her. So go ahead and leave all the snark you want! Let her know someone still likes her story!
If you've made up your mind, pick any chapter and start reading. If you don't want to read it, leave by the door on your right. No need to see you out.
The author's words: "My daughter is a shameless little sadist who loves to pick fights with the swordsmen. If you want a heartwarming everyday story, where you love me and I love you and we cling to each other while feeding each other dog food, or a romance full of everyday sweetness where the swordsmen are doted on senselessly and get the stars if they ask, then leave by the door on your right. No need to see you out."
Although this is tagged as romance, it's really all one-sided crushes. I did say the pairings are left to your imagination, but at least romance gives you something to pin your hopes on~
The author's three views are true and perfect, so if there is such a thing as time travel, I don't want to be a judge to protect Japan's history. I can just play games. If I can do three swords, it will be pretty good and perfect.
The expression of s attribute is so comfortable~ my soul is soothed, it feels so good
Fire Crane: It's a good thing that Yuki-san's Kokarasuma-den didn't say it, otherwise... Xiaokarasuma: My lord also reminded me at the beginning. Huo He: Although the historical development of Xiao Huo's original world is completely different from other worlds, Xiao Huo's world is called Japan. The humans of Japan originally wanted to occupy Xiao Huo's hometown. Although there were no casualties, the relationship between Gu Xia and Japan was directly broken. Kokarasuma: My lord, who is Gu Xia? Xiaohuo: Guxia is the name of Xiaohuo's hometown. Just like the Central Plains of China in other worlds, Xiaohuo's hometown has a long history.
It doesn't sound wrong anymore.
Well, you are an idiot∩_∩ Hee hee hee
Song Fairy: My lord, you will lose your hair in winter. Fire Crane: Yes, every year. Tsurumaru: However, my lord's crane feathers contain a certain amount of heat, so they can be quite warm when used as a pillow. Issue 1: Yes, the sisters like it very much. Do you want to give some to Sachi-sama? The quantity is just right for Sachi-sama Honmaru. Huo He: This may be feasible, Xing Sang should like it... After all, Xing Sang has helped Xiao Huo a lot, Song Xian Sang, let Mutsu Shou Sang send it over.
Come on come on come on come on
"Oh, Yuki-san is about to finish. Oh, Xiaohuo, do you want to go too? Anyway, Xiaohuo has opened the space coordinates in Honmaru, and Yuki-san has Kasumi Heha on him, so he can teleport at any time." "Then, my lord, what are your plans..." "At that time, Xiaohuo really didn't want to have anything to do with it anymore. Let's leave as a group and come back when there are activities. It's fun to be with Xing-san." "Lord, we have so many blades..." "Have you forgotten how big Xiao Hui's body is? All of your blades plus Yuki-san will be fine." "My lord, it seems he doesn't like current affairs very much." "Xiaohuo will stay in a place he likes for a long time. If it weren't for you and Xingsang here at Shizheng, Xiaohuo wouldn't have stayed too long. Xingsang is more afraid of getting tired. Xiaohuo can carry Xingsang. After all, Xingsang has helped Xiaohuo a lot. Xiaohuo will protect her during her lifetime." "Why would my lord pay like this?" "You also have eternal life. Among all the races in Xiaohuo's world, the Phoenix clan has the longest lifespan, and Xiaohuo is the clan leader and is immortal. With eternal life, Xiaohuo will meet many people who care about him, so Xiaohuo has plenty of time to accompany those he cares about until they are laid to rest." "Then, my lord, think we..." "Of course Xiao Huo will not leave you. As long as Xiao Huo's spiritual power exists, you will not disappear." "My lord, won't you be sad to see the things you care about leaving?" "There is sadness, but I can be happy seeing you. Xiaohuo will have eternal time to remember you."
The examiner does not fall in love with daily life.
→_→Your swords... And the Zhuanghua family's swords... Their IQ is worrying. Do you want me to support you with medicine = v= I have been short of trial medicine recently and have accumulated a lot of items to be tested~~ I also bought a new electric shock meridian acupuncture set, I want to try the effect~~ Fortunately, help me tie up that Izumi Mamoru who despises women and give me a test subject < (￣￣)> I will make him heavy! New! Do! Sword! Of ~