Come Out, Lazy Turtle

[This novel will be contracted on Monday, June 25. Three chapters will be released that day. I hope you little angels will continue to support me! ^_^]

After his master went on a round-the-world trip with his beloved, with no set return date, the four senior and junior disciples were all excited. The eldest disciple kicked Guichen out of the subspace. Being extremely lazy by nature, Guichen planned to find a pond and settle down there for ten or twenty years, until his master came back.

But as the saying goes, plans never keep up with changes. So Guichen, whose shell was blue, was sent to live with An Tengzhe, who had a knack for killing anything he tried to raise. A miserable, stifling life began.

An Tengzhe lounged on the sofa, watching the blue turtle beside him duck into its shell again. "Come out, or I'll stew you for soup."

Guichen: "I'm a turtle, not a softshell turtle!"

An Tengzhe: "Either way, you're edible."

Scene One:

An Tengzhe stared at the stray cat in Guichen's hands. "You picked up another one."

Guichen replied calmly, "They have no food or water. They're so pitiful. You've done so many bad things, you need to make up for them."

An Tengzhe gritted his teeth. "My place is about to turn into a zoo!"

Guichen's eyes lit up. "Then open a zoo! I'll come live there. Having set feeding times would be great!"

An Tengzhe: "..."

Scene Two:

Guichen: "Where are you taking them?"

An Tengzhe: "To get them neutered."

Guichen: "What's neutering?"

An Tengzhe: "Cutting off their balls!"

Guichen: "...!" Humans are so cruel! I have to get out of here!

An Tengzhe: "Relax. Nobody wants a turtle's balls anyway."

[The novel's style: a funny, sweet romance]

[A quiet, elegant, aloof, and refined innocent turtle demon shou, who turns out to have a completely different aura once he speaks] vs. [A cold and proud on the outside, but cunning and shrewd CEO gong]

[Other works by the author]

[1] "Spoiling My Wife in Another World" (farming and doting on his wife), currently updating.

[2] "Little Celestial Master" (a daily life of exorcising and raising ghosts), currently updating.

[3] "A Record of Marriage in Ancient Times," completed.

Theme: