[One Piece + Jian Wang 3] Who Isn't a Loli-Con, Anyway?

Who doesn't have a thing for lolis these days?! "Shocking! Marine Headquarters Vice Admiral Akainu Sakazuki Is Actually a Loli Lover!" "Shocking! Marine Admiral Akainu Sakazuki Is Married and Has a Daughter?!" "The Mysterious Loli Akainu Sakazuki Brought Back Has Suddenly Become the Darling of Marineford Island! Is This a Loss of Humanity or a Moral Decline?" After reading those three titles, you should have a pretty good idea who the male lead is, right? Maybe this is what they call a chaotic comedy. A pseudo-series with the same vibe as Shape of You, about Jirou and Loli. I might mix in some other anime, too. Umm, I gave it a little cheat, and everyone speaks the same language.