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Zhou Yiheng is a plane-hopping salesman. On his very first day on the job, he ends up in the wrong department and is hurriedly shoved into the role of a black-hearted schemer. He also has to help the reborn male lead carry out his revenge!
The poor salesman says he's no good at face-slapping at all!
Even worse, the male lead keeps thinking he's secretly in love with him, and insists that Zhou Yiheng kiss him before he'll follow the plot. In every new world, Zhou Yiheng has to rack his brains to sneak a kiss from the male lead!
Fine, he can kiss him. But can't he just run off afterward? What does the male lead mean by chasing after him nonstop? What happened to that tsundere personality? Why is he being so clingy?
Luckily, through his arduous career in role-playing, Zhou Yiheng blazes his way through each world, winning over countless people with his space-time shop.
Look! This is bronze from the Xia and Shang dynasties, and this is a mech from the future. Have you ever seen these before?
The people of every world say: Rich guy, let us cling to your coattails!
In short: It starts with a kiss, and everything else depends on acting skills (and his golden finger)!
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System: Sorry, there was a mechanical malfunction, and I sent you to the department next door...
Zhou Yiheng: What department is that?
System: The quick transmigration department.
Zhou Yiheng: ???
System: The quick transmigration face-slapping the White Lotus department. Your role is the vicious male supporting character...
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Zhou Yiheng: Sir, would you like to buy something? Prehistoric dinosaurs, Xia and Shang bronzes, interstellar mechs. I've got everything you could want.
Jiang Yu: Are you secretly in love with me? Why else would you keep following me?
Zhou Yiheng: N-no, that's not it. Would you like to buy something?
Jiang Yu: Please wrap up one of you for me. Preferably without a bag.
[Content Warnings]
1. Naturally silly, adorable, and secretly flirtatious bottom x top of unknown nature, one-on-one pairing.
2. Indulgent and satisfying, with no landmines. Both are virgins.
3. The bottom is a cute, soft little dumpling, a silly and adorable little bunny early on. If that's not your thing, please click away.
Theme: Pursue your dreams
