The Black-and-White World of Naruto

Hinata Baiqing, the eldest daughter of the Hyuga clan, a noble family among the ninja, found a dark, inky creature. It turned out to be obsessed with the Uchiha clan head, Uchiha Madara?! Baiqing was terribly worried about the secret she had uncovered. If they moved to Konoha soon... could that get Madara to go easy on it?

"Zetsu, Madara really will chop you up next time." After her usual apology to Uchiha Madara, Baiqing turned to the dark creature and earnestly tried to reason with it.

"We just ran into each other on the road..." Zetsu's grumbling faded under Baiqing's Byakugan gaze. "I just..." Got used to it.

Baiqing sighed. "I know you like Madara, Zetsu, but you can't be so brazen about it."

Zetsu: ... (You're pretty brazen yourself, just casually saying you like someone.)

"Zetsu's badmouthing me again, isn't he?" Baiqing said knowingly.

"Of course not! Look, it's getting late. What do you want for dinner? I'll go buy groceries." Zetsu smiled ingratiatingly.

"Nothing in particular. I'll bring Madara some inari sushi later as an apology," Baiqing said with a smile. "For now, let's go home."

"...Yeah, let's go home." Zetsu clasped Baiqing's hand and smiled tenderly.

Serious synopsis: Baiqing: You stepped into my black-and-white world.

Black Zetsu: I met you in my endless years.