HP: What Was the Villain Doing While the Chosen One Saved the World?

Me: "I am Goyle, the left hand of the young master of the Malfoy family. Crabbe is his right hand."

Crabbe: "Why do you have to emphasize left and right?"

Me: "Who knows what Draco does with his right hand in private..."

Me: "Look, there are three straggling Gryffindors over there! Let's sneak up and ambush them!"

Draco: "How do we split them up? There's a woman among them."

Me: "You're not as good in a fight as Crabbe and me, so Crabbe and I will ambush Hermione. You take on Potter and Weasley, half a woman each."

Draco: "Goyle! Is this mirror made from a Boggart's hide?!"

Me: "Open your... dazzling eyes and take a good look at the inscription. This is the Mirror of Erised. It shows you what you desire most. I see You-Know-Who being toppled by you, and me becoming the Death Eater chief, The Outcast... second only to one, but above everyone else~"

Draco: "Regor."

Me: "Huh? Who are you calling? It's just the two of us here."

Draco: "I see... you gave birth to a little Malfoy."

A school-days story from the villain's point of view. Mostly about the two of them hurting each other, with some provoking of the Chosen One on the side. The original Draco x a transmigrated Goyle. This is my first time writing a story, so there's plenty of room for improvement, but I'll work on it gradually. Please feel free to discuss and offer advice.

Warning:

1. Draco is true to the original: not aloof or noble at all. He was a handful as a child, and even more so as he grew up.

2. It follows the original story at first, then goes completely off the rails. Could Draco end up the biggest winner?

3. Voldemort has a nose.

4. If you think the writing style is lacking or the characters are out of character, just read a few more chapters. As you keep reading, you'll... you'll... get used to it...