Kirin Sightings Here

My name is Wu Henan. One day, I lost my memory and was taken home by a qilin. Everyone says qilin are auspicious, and I thought one would be a gentle, kind-hearted mythical beast. But I never expected this thing to bring good fortune only to others. It was ferocious and domineering, with the temperament of a spoiled young master. "Qi Lin, what's wrong with you? Let go! The dumplings I'm cooking are going to burn!" "Don't move. It's New Year's. I'm giving you an auspiciousness buff." The qilin grabbed me, leaving no room for resistance. Bottom-focused, one-on-one pairing: Qi Lin x Wu Henan. The basic setting is all made up. It's not like I know how to hunt demons or catch ghosts. A supernatural, silly-sweet story. Exactly how supernatural depends on how much nonsense I can make up.