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Also known as The Cultivation World's Guide to Schemes. A sarcastic, neurotic, fake-iceberg bottom paired with a top who acts cute at first and becomes a loyal puppy later.
One-on-one, happy ending.
Wen Yuxian's version:
After transmigrating into the danmei novel Disciple, Love Me One More Time, Wen Yuxian encountered all the familiar tropes of transmigration stories, along with the harmonious ending that every danmei novel seemed destined to reach.
To avoid that ending, Wen Yuxian decided to put his freewheeling stray-dog policy into practice and send his disciple as far away as possible. Everything went according to plan, until he met a counterfeit System with a face that plagiarized Harry Potter's and a voice straight out of a dubbed movie.
007: Hey, buddy, you need to spend eight hours a day with your darling!
Wen Yuxian, who had just sent his disciple away: ...I'll choose death.
Tao Miao's version:
I never expected that after being reborn twice, I'd still end up in this man's hands. But this time, I'm willing.
P.S. Cultivation isn't the main focus. I don't want to write a leveling-up story, so it only comes up in parts. If you're looking for traditional immortal cultivation, this isn't for you.
Warnings:
1. A sarcastic, neurotic, fake-iceberg bottom paired with a top who acts cute at first and becomes a loyal puppy later. The master is often aloof and sometimes an idiot, and refuses to rely on anyone powerful.
2. If you've never seen a System show up partway through a story, don't panic. It's just a counterfeit System.
3. Disciple, Love Me One More Time isn't a harem novel. It's an extremely melodramatic master-disciple transmigration-into-a-book story, with the protagonist transmigrating into the protagonist.
4. This crappy author gave up on the difficult task of naming characters. If you see Qu Chenshi and Yi Yezi, please go easy on me.
5. Romance first, comedy second. The plot is melodramatic, with plenty to snark about (though, um, maybe only the blurb is a bit much).
6. The language isn't exactly refined. Words like "rice-water ratio" and "elephant trunk clam" might appear.
7. Here's the reader group (though nobody's in it): 672626917
Weibo: Shuangluo Linkong silk. Note, it's silk, not sllk.
8. I can't think of any other weird caveats.
If you don't mind, come take a look. You might enjoy it! w
Theme:
By the way, who does Zero Zero Seven like?
Suddenly I felt very reluctant to let go of Zero Zero Seven
You write, or you are still writing, and it is there, only increasing but not decreasing.
Finished spreading flowers~Do you still have the QAQ author?
I'm... So curious about Zero Zero Seven...
Like it very much! Looking forward to the next one. Thank you to the author for saving me from the literature shortage?
I'm late. I'm calling my wife.
Finished with flowers! I really like the story of this master and apprentice pair
General He! Call the general!
I'll give it another try after I finish the exam.