[Hp]hogwarts Muggle University

Dear Mr./Ms. X, We are honored to inform you that you have been admitted to Hogwarts University... ———————— 1. Riddle: Why don't you give me the qualification to stay in school and teach? I am a top graduate, president of my fraternity... Dumbledore: You have been reported for academic dishonesty. Riddle: excuse me? ? ? Snape: Hehe, I didn't expect that! 2. James: I decided to bravely sit across from Lily at noon tomorrow with my dinner plate in hand and ask her if she would like to go to the party on Saturday with me. Sirius: No. James: Why? Sirius: I heard Snotlout invited Lily to the Friday dance. James:...... Sirius: Wake up, old man, this is the bleakness of reality. James: I live a very sad life, playing Chopin in the rain... 3. Draco: I can teach you how to find true friends, Potter. Harry: Your last name is Malfoy? So your father is the governor of Hogwarts? Draco: You understand, this young master is a child—— Harry: My godfather said you got into Hogwarts with money donated by your father. Draco: This is slander! My dad's lawyers will send your godfather to jail! Harry: Whatever you say. By the way, my godfather's last name is Black. Draco:… Harry: Yes, your mother's cousin. Draco:… Harry: Hello little cousin. Draco: Just shut up. —————— All in all, Welcome to Hogwarts University! Our slogan is: For the greater good! Conception: