[Journey to the West] Monkey Bro, Stay Put

You transmigrate and become a monkey on Flower-Fruit Mountain… Are you kidding me? Wait! Did I get the Great Sage Equal to Heaven’s script? I can’t eat meat, and I have to escort an idiot on the Journey to the West? Just let me die already! It took Ming Yu a long time to learn that the role he’d gotten was actually the Great Sage’s script (as his best buddy)… Still a ridiculous script that makes him want to die every other minute. A friendly reminder: This novel has an anti-piracy setting of 50% and a 72-hour delay. Subscribe to more than half the novel to get updates as they come out~ This little author also has to make a living by writing, so please be understanding, dear readers. Thank you again for subscribing and supporting me! Reader’s guide: 1. The story focuses on the bottom. The Great Sage and his best buddy from Flower-Fruit Mountain: the Great Sage is a tsundere top, and his transmigrated buddy is the bottom. 2. The plot has little to do with the original novel, so not having read it won’t affect your enjoyment. 3. Also known as "Daily Foraging on Flower-Fruit Mountain" and "A Taste of Flower-Fruit Mountain". A lighthearted, brainless foodie story that pokes a little fun at Buddhism and Taoism. It does not touch on religious debates. For entertainment only; if it’s not your thing, please move along. Thank you! Please follow my next new story! [Journey to the West] Wukong’s Personal Shopping Service → This technically challenged author can’t make links, so visit my profile to follow it! A sneak peek at the new story: Friend, want to ascend in broad daylight and claim a divine throne? Give Wukong’s personal shopping service a try! Brother Monkey: Tomorrow, the little brother handling the Journey to the West shopping run will arrive at Great Immortal Zhenyuan’s Wuzhuang Temple. Only five Ginseng Fruit are available, each of which grants 47,000 years of life. First come, first served. No rain checks! Bajie: Our next stop is the Kingdom of Women, dear~ Want a daughter? We offer professional delivery of water from the Mother-Child River. Not 998, just 388, and we’ll deliver your baby girl right to your door! Sha Wujing: Wuji Kingdom’s chickens aren’t selling! Help them out! On our way through Wuji Kingdom, we found that the king had been overthrown by his sworn brother because the kingdom’s chickens weren’t selling. We hope kindhearted people with the means will lend a hand: buy a chicken and save the king of Wuji Kingdom! Tang Sanzang: …I must be on the wrong Journey to the West. (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ Sun Wukong, who was sent away by Tang Sanzang, has returned. But after rejoining the group, the Great Sage seems a little different from before. As it turns out, being a professional interstellar shopping agent doesn’t stop him from spreading the spirit of shopping, even on the grueling Journey to the West. He buys his way through all three realms!!! Theme: