The Clinic Here

Do you want to live forever? Do you want to be peerlessly beautiful? Do you want to be as radiant as the moon and as clear as the breeze? Do you want... to stay with me until the end of time? Outside the city stands a little clinic that has been closed for eight hundred years. One day, it reopens, with a handsome, jade-faced young man as its doctor. People say the clinic's owner is actually a young girl, pretty but a little eccentric. The clinic welcomes all who come. It treats the living and prescribes medicine for the dead. If you're not human, that's no problem either. Ghosts and spirits are welcome, as long as you pay. A typical day: A little ghost comes in for treatment, but the doctor is away, so the owner sees him herself. Little Ghost: "Hey, you're just a young girl? How old are you?" Landlady of the Earth God: "I'm older than your ancestors." Little Ghost: "Why are you insulting me?" Landlady of the Earth God: "Was I insulting a human?" Little Ghost: "...Forget it, I don't want treatment!" Theme: