With a Calm Mind, I Can Write All Kinds of Strange Ideas

Blurb: The basic setup for a xianxia romance: The female rival! She'll go through fire and water for the male lead without hesitation! The women fight over men, the devoted wife loses her brain, and if all else fails, the male side characters numbered one through five get paired off to keep things balanced. Then! The world's number-one silly, sweet heroine, and a male lead who's even more number one than she is. Clear-headed female rival: Ah!! Retreat! Retreat! Retreat! Warnings: Includes first-, second-, third-, and fourth-person narration from unclear perspectives. This is satire of modern xianxia, yes. That's exactly why I started this story. If the shoe fits, it fits. If the fans insult me, it bounces back, bounces back, bounces back. If the fans insult me, that means they identified with it. And if they identified with it, then, as stated above, it's true. Bounce back, bounce back, bounce back, bounce back. The serious reason: I owe an apology to the lovely readers who bookmarked my previous work. I originally planned to write a series based on Sword of the Third Young Master, but it's been so long that I can't remember how I felt back then. In the end, I decided to rewrite the blurb and arrange some short story ideas. There aren't many plot holes that will kill you, so this is basically a place to park your brain. I usually like xianxia, but what's out there these days has really opened my eyes. So... this story happened. It may be a long-running story, with strange ideas I find exciting but can't quite write sprinkled in here and there. I'll start the next volume after finishing each one. The volumes aren't connected to one another. If you're in the same mood, feel free to bookmark it. First series: After the Heavenly Rules Are Revised Second series: Behind the Adopted Son and Childhood Friend Third series: The Architecture University Takes Online Orders Fourth series: The Main Peak Next Door Is Having a Forbidden Romance! Fifth series: The King of Hell Asked Me to Build a Backend Management System for His Book of Life and Death Theme: Whether it's a golden hoe or a silver hoe, surely Heaven should be resplendent with gold and jade.