Let Loose a Little

A ** who wanted to try skinny-dipping finally found a secluded beach on a dark, windy night. She went for a swim, but when she tried to come ashore, her clothes were gone. Shivering for a few minutes, she caught the only "clothes thief."

The two of them stood facing each other, shivering in the cold night wind and seawater.

The ** stared by moonlight at the pale, gleaming body, half-hidden beneath the waves.

Unsurprisingly, she got a nosebleed.

In perfect sync, the two of them stood there with blood running from their noses and stammered, "Um, we need to have a proper talk."

Early the next morning.

The ** rubbed her aching lower back and glanced at the man sleeping soundly in bed.

She thought, "Damn, I didn't check properly. What a rip-off."

She pulled out her little notebook and checked off "one-night stand," then jotted down her thoughts with a frown: You have to check the size first!!!

Not long after, she was locked in a bar restroom, with the ** pressed against her. He asked softly, "Hmm? You're drunk. Do you need to call for... special... service?"

The **'s eyes were hazy, and his deep, seductive voice was so tender and lingering that her heart trembled. In a daze, she nodded.

And so...