I'm Done Treating This Patient! [Quick Transmigration]

[My new story, The Tragic Novel Protagonist Turns Into a Happy-Go-Lucky Slacker!, is now available. Please add it to your collection =3=] Yun Ling is a cloud herb that has cultivated from the age of immortal cultivation into the interstellar era. To accumulate enough merit to take human form, Su Duan transmigrates to different worlds under the arrangements of the Trial System, treating the sick. Su Duan (taking out a medical chart): “What’s wrong with you?” Patient: “I’m sick with love for you.” Su Duan: “…” All right, a lunatic. This is the story of a medicinal herb with no idea it attracts weirdos, who, under the control of strange forces, goes to various worlds and offers himself♂ to cure weirdos. System: Host! You’re a natural at treating weirdos! I’m cheering you on! Su Duan: “…” CP: [Soft, squishy cutie bottom × split-personality rabid-dog top] Favorite the author’s page for more sweet stories (·v·) Please favorite my upcoming story -3- The Tragic Novel Protagonist Turns Into a Happy-Go-Lucky Slacker! Basically, a bunch of protagonists in tragic novels suddenly wake up, ditch their tortured love-and-hate stories, and become happy slackers. World One: In his past life, Su Zhi was a cool, delicate flower who stayed proud despite being poor after going bankrupt. Unfortunately, a domineering CEO with an extreme need for control took a fancy to him, locked him in a mountaintop villa, and turned him into the dark CEO’s caged bird. No matter how hard he fought, he couldn’t get the freedom he longed for. He had nothing except money and the CEO’s love! Then the CEO died unexpectedly, and Su Zhi regained his freedom. After spending half his life working 996, he finally shed tears of regret. Su Zhi: “I once had a job that paid a hundred thousand a month, gave me a house as an annual bonus, didn’t make me work or meet KPIs, covered all my meals and lodging, and came with a devoted top with an eight-pack. But I didn’t appreciate it…” Then he was reborn. Su Zhi: “Yay! I’m lying down and doing nothing from now on! Hubby, food! I’m hungry! .jpg” CEO: “Something seems off about my caged bird. .jpg” World Two: Yin Sui is a famous star who gets misunderstood and bullied online. A same-sex dating rumor with a top-tier star and award-winning actor becomes the final straw. He is forced to leave show business, then gets tempted into ruin while despondent. After spending half his life entangled in love and hate with the powerful man who took everything from him, then saved him with love, he finally gets his happy ending. Yin Sui: “Subway, old man, phone. .jpg” He tosses the script aside with a smack. “What kind of nonsense is this? I’m busy investing and living off my money. Don’t bother me!” Then he happily settles into a retired life of fishing and doing nothing. Some time later, #FamousFormerAwardWinningActorMakesFortuneRaisingPigs# trends online. Yin Sui’s fans and haters fall silent: “…” One day, an entertainment reporter catches Yin Sui fishing peacefully at a country inn, goji berries steeping in his thermos, and asks what he thinks of the increasingly wild rumors about him and a certain top-tier star and award-winning actor. Yin Sui the happy slacker panics: “There’s nothing going on!” The top-tier star and award-winning actor beside him quickly takes off his mask and sunglasses. “Let me clarify: it’s not a rumor. It’s true.” World Three: Xie Qingsui is a powerful court official who commands the whole court. He works diligently for over a decade, pouring his heart and soul into helping his childhood friend, the young emperor, hold on to a kingdom in ruins. Just as things settle down, he intercepts a secret edict from the emperor ordering the removal of his trusted subordinates. Xie Qingsui: “I’m tired. I’m done serving you. Whatever. :)” From then on, the court officials notice that the once cool and aloof Lord Xie has changed. The usually strict and self-disciplined Lord Xie starts arriving late to work and spending his evenings eating, drinking, and having fun. He’s gone from an aloof beauty to a spoiled playboy. At a welcoming banquet for the Prince Regent, everyone’s attention is fixed on the graceful dancers, except for one greedy, wolfish gaze that cuts through the crowd and lands on Xie Qingsui, sitting by himself in a corner. Xie Qingsui looks up and meets the Prince Regent’s eyes, full of greed and ambition. That night, thoroughly drunk, he lets himself tumble into bed with the man. After tossing and turning for a long time, the young emperor decides to win over the renowned Xie Qingsui again, both to oppose the Prince Regent coming to the capital and because of the tender feelings in his heart he doesn’t dare confess. He goes incognito and nervously pushes open the Xie family gates, only to see the person he’s longed for being pulled into the Prince Regent’s arms. Prince Regent: Your wife’s fine, the next second she’s mine. World Four: Bai Muxing is a rare S-rank omega. His compatibility with the empire’s four S-rank alphas is 100%. In his previous life, despite his military honors, his unusual glands turned him into a plaything fought over by countless alphas. No one cared that all he wanted was an ordinary life. The jealousy and schemes his special constitution attracted left him dead in a galactic storm. In his new life, Bai Muxing decides to have his glands removed and become an ordinary person. Ordinary person Bai Muxing takes his enormous retirement pay and moves to an agricultural planet on the empire’s border, where he begins a laid-back life growing crops and enjoying retirement. He also meets his handsome beta online date in person, fulfilling his life’s ambition of “finding an honest man to marry.” Aside from his husband being clingy like a little kid and Bai Muxing often worrying about his aching back, life is pretty ideal. That is, until the scumbag top who once pursued him comes all the way to the agricultural planet. The husband Bai Muxing always thought was an honest man suddenly breaks the S-rank scumbag’s leg with his bare hands. His true form, revealed in a fit of rage, is none other than the king of a foreign race he once fought on the battlefield. Bai Muxing: “…I’ve been tricked into marriage.” The man who tricked him, pretending to be a big lion and lying down: “Meow meow meow.” World Five: Lazy, spoiled, delicate succubus lord × foolish, darkened Demon King who drools over his wife every day World Six: A scheming fake son who transmigrated back from the apocalypse × a crazy, lovesick big dog My completed stories =3=: A Hundred Ways to Become a God [Quick Transmigration] by Qian Fei: A super cool, super popular queen bottom × an obsessed, loyal-dog top. Face-slapping and sweet romance in every world. Please give my upcoming stories some love =3=: The Demon King Game [Quick Transmigration] by Qian Fei: A dark, controlling, sadistic Demon King top × a sweet bottom with a dark streak I Became This Scumbag! [Quick Transmigration] by Qian Fei: A mischievous, happier bottom × a top who quietly watches you put on a show My friend’s story =3=: We Reborn Together on the Day We Married Our Nemesis by Lin Zhilu: Reborn together with your nemesis and showering each other with affection, a delightfully crispy sweet treat Theme: