With the memories of her previous life, a girl is reborn into a powerful and influential family in M Country. She plans to be a spoiled rich kid this time around. When she is going through her edgy phase as a child, she happens to help a young boy. Years later, after he has grown up, she discovers that she is living in a world full of danger, where one problem after another keeps cropping up...
Girl: What do I do? My fans have something wrong with their brains! No, no, no! I don't want to be your "big sister who understands your troubles." I just want to write novels in peace. You there, put down the gun!! (Obediently listens.) And you, Satan fanatic, stop kidnapping people!! (Fights back, gets subdued.)
Girl: I'm so tired... I don't want you bunch of useless fans anymore. Goodbye!
Useless fans: ...
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Marvel: Saving the World by Selling Buffs
Who could have guessed that a vigilante who fights crime at night is actually a day laborer so poor he can't even afford a meal!!! Is this a distortion of human nature, or a decline in morality? Welcome to tonight's broadcast from Gotham City...
Smack! (The System's face-slapping sound.)
System: Get a grip. It's time to do your mission.
Lu Jingmo: Oh.
"Hey, sir up ahead, want to buy a buff that temporarily increases your luck? It's really useful!!!"
"No thanks. I'm pretty lucky as it is." After refusing Lu Jingmo, a certain Penguin rounds a corner and runs into... Batman!!! He tries to escape, but steps on a banana peel.
Penguin: Damn it!!!
"Hey, sir up ahead, want to buy a buff that makes you immune to attacks for ten seconds? It's only fifty thousand right now."
"No thanks. I believe I can handle it." After refusing Lu Jingmo, a certain Crossbones rounds a corner and runs into... Iron Man and Captain America!!! He tries to fight back, but gets beaten up by the Hulk.
Crossbones: Damn it!!!
Lu Jingmo: Ah... It's so hard to sell buffs to people with red dots. Maybe I should switch to people with green dots...
And so, a certain New York billionaire and a certain Gotham billionaire got even more brutal when beating people up.
(Red dots: villains??? Green dots: superheroes)
Theme: Analyzing criminal psychology
The English he uses is quite basic, even my poor English can understand it (
I moved out a month later and moved back half a year ago. Don't you think it's weird?
There are so many original English sentences in the author's article. This is to force the English language to become useless⊙_⊙
So you hit 2 on purpose?
I unexpectedly found another CM book, Sahua Sahua
Damn, do you want more updates? Don't cheat
You have spelled "thing" completely in your sentence, but there is still one g missing in the text.
The Doctor can't even determine who his former principal was?! Look up the principal of the year you went to school, and look through the principal's relatives.
Did you forget about today's teaching? Being diligent, I decided to urge Da Da.
It's so beautifully written in big letters╭(╯ε╰)╮