A lifetime lasts but a season, like grass and trees that live through one autumn.
I'm honored to announce that, in the twilight of my years, just as my career was reaching its peak, I suddenly felt unwell and then, with admirable panache, kicked the bucket.
Unfortunately, as soon as one life ended, the next began. I only got a new name and a different surname, and was dumped into a great family where I could save a hundred years of hard work. Good heavens, could this be the legendary life of a freeloader? Eat, sleep, eat, sleep, then eat and sleep again, over and over and over... (, _, ||| A pig...)
I saw the light of the future, the hope of a not-too-distant tomorrow, and the Goddess of Fortune waving at me. (Ah, the Goddess of Fortune is so sexy...)
But then, on some day, in some month and year, at some hour, minute, and second, I, the illustrious protagonist of this book, was abducted by an old man with a head full of white hair. He looked like a gentleman, but secretly envied how much happier I was than him. He brought out his ultimate weapon, an authentic candied hawthorn skewer, and sent me plummeting into an abyss of suffering.
And so began the bloody incident caused by a candied hawthorn skewer
... Suddenly I realized that this was an article from ten years ago, and I still remember it...
... Suddenly I realized that this was an article from ten years ago, and I still remember it...
Damn... You must have worn it... I've been waiting for four years... Four years... I search it every year... You actually haven't updated a single word... Ahhhh... I curse you for being crushed by others during time travel...
I have always felt that life is inseparable from humor. Very funny article, I really want to read it, but it makes me wait for so long, year after year. . . . . . . .
You are so outrageous. What you wrote was so funny, but you stopped writing. I have been waiting for several years and my heart is broken.
Could it be that the setting sun touches the moon...? I seem to remember this name... I loved reading this article when I was in junior high school... Now I see it here and I feel nostalgic =v=
My legs are so numb Even those squatting in this pit can't stand up and said ⊙⊙b
Big, you haven't updated for more than half a year~~Resent
```You are really a scammer. I have seen you a lot and they are all scammers. I am sad...
I have been waiting from 2008 to 2009. When can I wait for your article???? Wait until you feel sad… Wait until you feel tired… Wait until your heart is broken… I really have to have mountains without edges and heaven and earth to be in harmony, so that I can wait for you…